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Old 08-17-2005, 04:36 PM
iceman3876 iceman3876 is offline
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Charlotte, NC
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I Hit 2 Deer At The Same Time

I live in Charlotte, NC. Last year, around autumn, I was driving home at about 6:30Pm. I was in a line of traffic doing about 70mph with cars zooming by me at greater speeds. I blinked, and out from nowhere jumped 2 adult deer at the same. I hit both of them almost simultaneously. The airbags deployed, my car filled with this fricking powder and it was all I could do to get the car under control. The grill was non-existent, windshield broken, dash board sticking thru the windshield. Blood and crap all over the car. The crap smell was strong in the car. The doors wouldnt open, so I managed to break the window and crawl out. Immediately after getting to the side of the car, I heard what seemed like the voice of God. "Are you alright?" I thought, oh hell, I have died and God is looking for me. Thank God it was Onstar. They sent a cop and a tow truck. We couldnt tow it to the dealership so we towed it to my home. Next morning, neighbors started strolling by and as nosey as neighbors are they began asking what happened. I told them I had accidentally hit a pedestrian. It worked. They now stay the hell away from me and wont speak to me. Well, the insurance company declared the car totaled. Believe this, it only had 2200 miles on it. And as for that rancid crap smell in the car...I crapped the seat.
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