Many years ago (like 20-30) when there was such a thing as a pop machine that dispensed drinks in bottles, Ohio St. U. had to remove the drink machines from the dorms. Seems one of the female residents decided to have a go at one empty bottle. Genteel person that she was, she went small end first. Unfortunately a vacumm was created in the bottle somewhere in the process and the bottle became unwilling to leave without more pain than she could handle. Bottle had to be removed at university hospital. Can machines were introduced shortly thereafter. No comment from the glass bottle industry. Perhaps the fellow who went wide end first had heard the story and wished to avoid that problem?

Yeah, those 2 liter Pepsi bottles are a *****! Ummm, I mean, I heard, ummm, from a friend.

Damn.. my school is THE reason for having canned drinks?

Hey buddy, if you look at my wife agin, I'm gonna stick this beer bottle so far up your ass, you'll be able to open it with that bottle opener you stuck up there last week..........

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And then there is the old medical story concerning the emergency room incident..............a man was wheeled face down on a gurney into the examination room.........supposedly in much pain...........only the FEET of the BARBY DOLL protruded from the man's anus ............It seems that once inserted enough, the HANDS, which point OUTWARD, acted like a barb on a fish hook. The doll could NOT be removed and kept getting DEEPER and DEEPER
What TERROR this story struck me with....WHY?WHY?WHY?
Perhaps this story is not true....It would be a good one for that show about urban legends.
Best wishes always,
spo

I got it also(regarding the gerbils)...... Good One!!!!!

Stephen

P.S. I have that routine on a Annual 'Best Of' CD put out by a local radio station. Hearing it being read - with the entire station staff trying to keep quite - is very funny.........

Maybe I could rip that track - It's been awhile...............

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Boy there lots a strange people out there that are so bored all they can think of is sticking things up their butts.

I have never been anywhere near that bored.

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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Coincidentally, someone showed me this just the other day. This link is really gross and honestly I don't know why anyone would ever want to see anything like this, so consider yourself warned. This is a very similar situation with pictures:

http://poetry.rotten.com/potatoes-n-jelly/

Didn't you guys see Jackass? The ending skit? The toy car?

Did you note the utter lack of surprise on the part of the emergency room doctor? "Son, just don't tell anyone this happened, understand?"

I still wonder what sort of thought process brings someone to stuff something like that up ones behind?

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1989 Honda Civic (Heavily modified)
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Don't wonder -- you don't really want to know......

hahahaha!!! hilarious skit.... the doctor was like "WTF were you thinkin????"

I'll bet you are right about that.

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1989 Honda Civic (Heavily modified)
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"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche

At least the surgeon didn't get angry like this:

Surgeon Cuts Off Patient's Penis In Fit Of Madness
July 17, 2004

A Romanian surgeon, in what is being described as a fit of madness, cut off a patient's penis during a procedure that was supposed to rectify a testicular malformation. The surgeon, Dr. Naum Ciomu proceeded to cut the penis of the 34-year-old man in several pieces, hospital officials confirmed on Friday.

The surgeon lost his temper after making a mistake during the routine testicular malformation procedure , which led to the fit of madness, it has been reported.


"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of Bucharest's emergency hospital, where the man was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

Dr. Ciomu is banned from performing any further surgical procedures pending an investigation by the Romanian medical council.

The wife of the patient may take legal action against Dr Ciomu

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