Interest in an insult thread?

[Plantman]

Originally Posted by GermanStar

I am aware of the single most vile and offensive insult in the English language. I claim no credit or originality -- I overheard it once. I have used it perhaps twice in my life. That said, it's simply too offensive to post.

You wanna get a girl pissed off, call her the c-word.

[jjl]

How about Tuco in The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: 'You're the son of a thousand fathers, all ba$tards like you'.

[250 Coupe]

I worship the ground that awaits you.

Michael

[GermanStar]

"Your Face Is A Maserati" -- Ted Nugent

[blackmercedes]

I'm really trying to see things from your perspective, but I'm having trouble getting my head up my ass.

[rickg]

Stupidity is not against the law. You're free to go.

[GermanStar]

Originally Posted by blackmercedes

I'm really trying to see things from your perspective, but I'm having trouble getting my head up my ass.

Perhaps it would fit better in a drawer...

[shane]

This line is reserved for the most really annoying people.....


I would have thought natural selection would have taken you out years ago.

This is my own insult.

He's a half bubble off over 1 foot.

[tvpierce]

Here you go:

"Yow! He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down!"


Jeff Pierce

[Jim Anderson]

Doesn't have either oar in the water.

And from my school days:
Couldn't teach a brick to sink.

[KirkVining]

Tell your mom I said thanks for the good time last night.

This is only good online:

Anything is funny if it's set to Yakkety Sax. Even your post.

[Honus]

Originally Posted by Jim Anderson

Doesn't have either oar in the water.

And from my school days:
Couldn't teach a brick to sink.

Couldn't teach a pig to eat.

[LK1]

As useful as 9 cents in a phone booth.

She was so fat the travel agent told her it would be easier to bring Europe to her.

So fat she had more chins then a Chinese phone book.