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MTI · #1 01-20-2005, 01:45 PM

Quick, call Mark Burnnet . . .

Sperm race TV show launched in Germany

A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb.

The aim is to find Germany’s most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race.

Twelve men, including two celebrities and a ‘health freak’, will take part in the show set to be aired later this year. The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne. Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised. “The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It’s actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment,” he said.

#2 01-20-2005, 02:14 PM

I'm signing up. My sperm are so fast, I blasted my girl friend out the window and down the block. I'm cocked

and loaded...

Carleton Hughes · #3 01-20-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by az420sel

I'm signing up. My sperm are so fast, I blasted my girl friend out the window and down the block. I'm cocked

and loaded...

Been playing that Modern Jizz Quartet record again,eh?

suginami · #4 01-20-2005, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

Been playing that Modern Jizz Quartet record again,eh?

Yeah, be careful.

You can hit someone in the eye.

Carleton Hughes · #5 01-20-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by suginami

Yeah, be careful.

You can hit someone in the eye.

No joke, happened to a chap I knew. Got a job on a fishing boat as the assistant baiter,he later rose to master............

phatryd · #6 01-20-2005, 02:58 PM

And the prize is a Porsche? I thought that meant you had a small... (Not a personal reference, of course

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John

rickg · #7 01-20-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MTI

. It’s actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment,” he said.

I thought they gave up on that whole "master race" thing years ago

suginami · #8 01-20-2005, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

No joke, happened to a chap I knew. Got a job on a fishing boat as the assistant baiter,he later rose to master............

I'll keep that in mind, in light of my current situation.

Since the birth of our twins 16 months ago, I feel like I married to a nun.

I'm getting none in the morning and none in the evening.

rickg · #9 01-20-2005, 03:12 PM

that prob didn't go away for me until the kids were grown and gone. So hang in there. It does get better..................eventually

suginami · #10 01-20-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rickg

that prob didn't go away for me until the kids were grown and gone. So hang in there. It does get better..................eventually

Thanks for the encouragement, but it's a long time to wait.

I tell my friends that my wife and I have started practicing S and M.

She sleeps and I masturbate.