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Reality TV in Germany
Quick, call Mark Burnnet . . .
Sperm race TV show launched in Germany A new reality TV show has been launched in Germany to find the man with the fastest sperm. The sperm will be attracted to the finishing line by a chemical lure identical to that emitted by the female egg in the womb. The aim is to find Germany’s most virile man in a new reality show being dubbed Sperm Race. Twelve men, including two celebrities and a ‘health freak’, will take part in the show set to be aired later this year. The show will follow the contestants as they make donations at a sperm bank. The frozen sperm will then be transported to the studio in Cologne. Borris Brandt, 43, head of production company Endemol in Germany, rejected protests that the show was unethical, saying no human eggs would be fertilised. “The main prize in the competition is a Porsche, not a baby. It’s actually a very scientific programme and the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment,” he said. |
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I'm signing up. My sperm are so fast, I blasted my girl friend out the window and down the block. I'm cocked
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And the prize is a Porsche? I thought that meant you had a small... (Not a personal reference, of course
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Since the birth of our twins 16 months ago, I feel like I married to a nun. I'm getting none in the morning and none in the evening.
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Ahh, yess, the 3 stages of man,to wit: 20-35,tri-weekly.35-50 try weekly.50-65 try weakly.
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So, how long before a losing contestant claims that his sperm weren't given enough time to defrost and limber up before the race?
Or am I thinking too hard about this...
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rickg: "I thought they gave up on that whole 'master race' thing years ago."
It's funny you say that because that was one of the first things I thought about when I read that "the topic of fertility is massive in Germany at the moment." Does anyone know why fertility is such a hot topic in Germany right now?
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