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My new hero;)
Don't know if the story is good but it is interesting reading. A friend emailed it to me.
Ananova: Man peed way out of avalanche A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
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All that 'anti-freeze' in his system didn't hurt anything either...
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Going on vacation so of course, he carries sixty bottles of beer with him. The boy needs a keg.
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Would've been a real bummer if he'd forgotten his bottle opener eh?
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Anyone know how to open a bottle using another bottle? I recently mastered this trick |
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He'd be a _real_ hero if he drank all 60 and then whizzed in one shot.
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Maybe he was drinkin' airplane beer, as my Dad used to call it.
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know that one.. but I don't smoke |
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Anyone curious as to what airplane beer is?
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Actually I never heard that term either.............what is it?
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It's when you drink one.............and P38! I think it was a WWII joke.
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Not just 60 bottles, but 60 half liter bottles….
Could you imagine the smell from 30 liters of beer pee……………..? Wait! Don’t answer that – nothing good will come of it
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P-38, would that be like lightning your load?
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