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Three Word Story
Since we lost our beloved three word story, I'll start it over again...
Two old men |
doing computer work
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had a major
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malfunction leading to
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one month lost
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of hillarious laughter
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and 850 posts
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but at least
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it's been restarted
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Meanwhile back at
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the harddrive factory
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our hero was
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basking in vodka
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in large quantities
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with blindfolds on
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running around madly
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Getting RELIABLE Maxtor's
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from Max Factor's
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cousin, Leroy Factor
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on a tractor
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who ate green
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bananas and plums
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since regularity was
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a real problem
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since constipation was
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was a pain
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in the butt
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in the colon
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not to mention
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things falling off
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from advanced leprosy
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in the groin
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which makes wearing
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underwear quite messy
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and to clean
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required much clorox
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for it is
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highly bleach resistant
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meanwhile, across town
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Diesel smoke was
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traversing metropolis simultaneously
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but slower than
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shifting tectonic plates.
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it was 240Ds
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which spewed foul
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but effective smokescreens
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which allowed the
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prisoner to escape
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with the wardens'
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wife and mistress
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