We'll have a Benz GTG and shoot you out of a rocket. TheDon can come up with the rocket design.

I want to be cremated, ashes put in Ben and Jerry's ice cream cartons and given out to to whomever "wants a piece of me." Then I want everyone to go to a cigar bar, drink and be merry knowing that I'm doing the Rhumba over the "Rainbow Bridge." Also, I want everyone to watch Blazzing Saddles.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Oh,can't rid yourself of grandiose notions,eh?Well if I'm invited I'll certainly do justice to the 1st requirement.

When I shuffle of this mortal coil simply cast me into the sea so I may be of some use to the sharks,gulls and microorganisms,If they'll have me.

Being the silver-tongued professor of verbage it's only appropriate that you deliver the eulogy.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

I went to funeral in Virginia once where all the family members were crying hysterically loud. So loud and crazy my wife and I were freaked out. God, the guy was pretty old...

You're definitely on the list, Carleton. Hopefully, we'll meet in person BEFORE then, though. The Manhattens and entertaining stories will, no doubt, flow freely . . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Viking Burial?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Nahh,just drop me off a cliff.

Dover?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

I might just have my funeral BEFORE I die so I can come, too. Sounds like it will be a blast.

Literally.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I didn't know Carleton was a Vikings fan. I figured he was partial to the Giants or the Jets.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

No, d-I-ver

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Three weeks ago it was my best friend. Two days after that funeral, a friend of mine's 20 yo son was killed in a head on MC accident. He was on the bike and the 18 yo driver of the car, under the influence of weed, pulled out to pass and hit him head on. A tragic and very, very violent accident. Happened at 2:30 in the afternoon, half mile from his house.

Boy, that was one sad viewing a week ago last Friday and there wasn't a dry eye in the Church on Saturday morning. Really hit this town hard. Nice boy, Good family. He was about to go back to WVU for his thired year.

After those two weekends, it was nice to have this past one go by smoothly.

When I die I'm taking my W126 with me; and a grave that match's my ego.



I just need 20k Jewish slaves to build it!

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Just a word of caution, Hattie. If they all threaten to walk off the job, let them. It's just not wise to stand in the way of a bunch of Jews eager to leave Egypt . . . . especially if they are following one who is waving a big stick around, babbling about flies, frogs, blood, and whatnot.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

What do they know, they can leave when they are done!

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200