A judge is accused of using a penis pump for years while court was in session!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060628/ap_on_re_us/indecent_exposure;_ylt=AraDlyqLRSx25rSASQYflJlH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTA4dW1uZXIwBHNlYwMyNzQ3

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Ralph

1985 300D Turbo, CA model
248,650 miles and counting...

Give the guy a break. It's very hard sitting in judgement upon others and trying to maintain a rigid standard at the same time.

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I think it's totally fair to be critical of his inflated sense of self-importance, though.

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Ralph

1985 300D Turbo, CA model
248,650 miles and counting...

I wonder if the bailiff has been able to say that with a straight face during this trial...

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Ralph

1985 300D Turbo, CA model
248,650 miles and counting...

One wonders if the judicial jizzmeister drove a Mercedes,I understand these naughty bits of German technology double as vacuum leak testers on diesels..

http://www.penispumpen.com/penispumpen.htm

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you know what puzzles me, the court reporter heard him 15 different times "pumpin da monkey" and didn't say a word....it took a cop with a photo phone to bust this creep. Well the judge will never "live this down."

Jeez, the guy put his $7k a month pension in jeopardy??

At least there weren't too many flaccid decisions in his court.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

He was known for his stiff penalties.

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Remanded to penile institution.

Didn't this come up before on OD? Seriously.. but funny as hell!

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

He'll have ample opportunity to perfect his technique there.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

That is because the Court reporter is selected by the Judge for whom he/she works. Being full time Court reporter is a plum job for which there is, uhh, stiff competition. When the Judge retires, is elevated to Court of Appeals, loses the election, and a new Judge is selected for that position, there is a scramble as "full time" positions are immediately available for the Court clerk, Court reporter and bailiff. The new Judge may simply leave in place the staff already there, or pick new staff if he wants, sometimes temporarily trying out the new aspirants to see which of those he prefers.

The Court reporter kept quiet as long as she did because she knew her job security depended on the Judge being in office. If he went, she would be likely to go; if she "told" on the job, she probably would never be able to get another full time job in Court, as the Judicial community is tight knit, and who would hire a snitch?

Thisis kind of incident is scandalous, though, tends to bring the Courts into disrepute.

(I worked as a Court room clerk for about 20 years)

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Jim B- Thanks for the explanation. The same scenario happens in medicine too.

"No, no, that's not mine. That sorta thing ain't my bag, baby".

I didn't realize that...but I probably would have started the thread anyway in an effort to pump up my post count. Oh yeah, that's right, OD doesn't cause it to rise.

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Ralph

1985 300D Turbo, CA model
248,650 miles and counting...