Pun ishment ;)
 

Two cannibals sat down at a table in a cannibal restaurant. The
waiter said, "All we have left is a missionary from Prague. You can
each pay for half." "Okay," said one of the cannibals, "We'll split
the Czech."

czech me out ..

boo, hiss...I did laugh though.

I chuckled.....:P

More
 

October 1066. Two Norman soldiers relaxing after the Battle of
Hastings. "What a battle! What a victory! You know, I have a feeling
that someday schoolchildren will read about this battle as one of the
turning points in history." "Maybe. But the books will have to
protect the kids from most of the details." "Why?"
"Too much Saxon violence."

THAT was bad.:P

As long as we're talking about cannibals...

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

I eat an egg every morning for breakfast. Why you ask? Because one egg is an oeuf.

A long running experiment to teach philosophy to horses recently failed. Why? You can't put Descartes before the horse.

Polish scientists have reported that they have a new birth control method for men. YOU PUT A ROCK IN YOUR SHOE!



...it makes you limp!

ba-dum-dum (drum sound)

There's a fungus among us
 

When their mine became defunct, Jake and Abe decided to grow
mushrooms in its cool, dark tunnels. Business prospered but Jake
wanted all the profits, so he decided to kill Abe by planting some
poisonous varieties in his partner's section. When. Abe found out, he
had Jake arrested. Although the charge of attempted murder was
dismissed for lack of evidence, the court did find Jake guilty of
corrupting the morels of a miner.

A Cannibal is a man who loves his fellow man,with gravy.

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

Have you heard about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn't keep her pupils under control?

If a Vegeterian only eats vegetables.....

What does an Humanitarian eat?

Sorry everyone:rolleyes:

Shaun

soylent green is people!

There's an old Simpsons halloween episode thats a parody of that movie :)

Principal Skinner: "Oh, relax kids. I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter and he's in our stomachs right now! Wait, Scratch that one."