I've actually experienced # 6, BTW.

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.


2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.


3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.


4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.


5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.


6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.


7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.


8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.


9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.


10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.


11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.


12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.


13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.


14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.


15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.


16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.


17. You have a rag for a gas cap.


18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.


19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-room's so clean.


20. You can spit without opening your mouth.


21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.


22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.


23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.


24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.


25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.


26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.


27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does 100,000 worth of improvements.


28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.


29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.


30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65

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Current:
2014 VW Tiguan SEL 4Motion 43,000 miles.

2016 Hyundai Santa Fe Sport (wife's).

Past:
2006 Jetta TDI 135,970 miles. Sold Nov. '13.
1995 E-320 Special Edition. 220,200 miles. Sold Sept. '07.
1987 190-E 16 valve. 153,000 miles. Sold Feb. '06.
1980 300-D 225,000 miles. Donated to the National Kidney Foundation.
1980 240-D manual, 297,500 miles. Totaled by inattentive driver.

Hahaha i love lists like this.

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You Can Find In The w201

Hey, I resemble more n a couple of 'em.

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'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

You don't see the humor in the above list.

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hehehe, of course I see humor in the list...just commenting that I have experienced at least nine items off the list . Some folks throw away some might fine stuff

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Mike Tangas
'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

I have 7 out of the first 10.

Just miss'n 6, 8 & 10 fer me.

Wow...9 and 16 hit real close to home around here.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

Q: How can you tell if a Redneck is married?






A:There are tobacco stains down both sides of the pick-up

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

I stopped by a feed store once and loaded four 50lb bags of range cubes into the passenger seat of a 360 Modena we had. That got some looks.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

What is a range cube?

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

Cattle food.

Looks kind of like 3/4" dia rabbit food. 'sept more brown than green. PM me an address and I'll send you a sample.

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Thanks for the offer - I'm sure it is tasty stuff!

If I do get a hankering for some, I'll drive up the road a ways....there's a store there, that I am sure will have some.

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

I was josh'n. Yep - It's available pretty much everywhere.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

A redneck friend of mine made a claim of being the best kisser in eight grade.

I asked him, " how do you know?"

He replied, "because my momma told me so......."

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Enough about me, how are you doing?

What do you get when you have 5 women from West, VA. in a room?

A full set of teeth....

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2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL