Just look for the line of followers...

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Car's name is Weedeater.

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Its pretty discretionary here, but with that much, I promise he would be charged with a felony just on the aggregate weight. I have a case like that now I represent a doctor's kid who is a student at a very expensive college. He bought two oz in 1/4 baggies from a guy that was selling out of a drive through restaraunt window. This kid drives a $40K vehicle, had $6K in his bank account when busted (allegedly ran a stop sign, had it sitting in the car in plain view, plus the cop could smell it), has good grades and the money is forensically traceable as coming directly and entirely from his father. He had no cash to speak of on him when he was busted, no empty baggies in the car, ect.... He bought 2 oz at the time, so he could keep it in his freezer and wouldn't have to risk getting busted by exposing himself to multiple buys of smaller amounts He is charged with felony possession with intent to distribute. I think they will have a hard time proving intent to distribute, but probably are bluffing so I will offer to plead him to "possessing more than 30 grams but less than 250", which is still punishible by up to 1 year in jail and $1K fine, whereas as currently charged as a felony, subjects him to up to 3 years and $3K fine.

There's a story that has been posted here many times about a 300TE or 300DT that runs back and forth across the country on hemp oil.

Look ath their age differences! Willi will be lucky not to get busted for contributing.

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Nelson cited for marijuana possession
1 hour, 31 minutes ago

LAFAYETTE, La. - Willie Nelson and four others were issued misdemeanor citations for possession of narcotic mushrooms and marijuana after a traffic stop Monday morning on a Louisiana highway, state police said.

The citations were issued after a commercial vehicle inspection of the country music star's tour bus, state police said in a news release.

"When the door was opened and the trooper began to speak to the driver, he smelled the strong odor of marijuana," the news release said. A search of the bus produced 1 1/2 pounds of marijuana and 0.2 pounds of narcotic mushrooms, according to state police.

Nelson's publicist, Elaine Shock, declined immediate comment.

Also cited were Tony Sizemore, 59, of St. Cloud, Fla.; Bobbie Nelson, 75, of Briarcliff, Texas; Gates Moore, 54, of Austin, Texas; and David Anderson, 50, of Dallas.

Each was released after being issued a citation.

Nelson, 73, has recorded songs including "On the Road Again" and "City of New Orleans."

Depending on the cop, it still can. Heck, I brought my parents home from the hospital a few months ago and my dad left a bottle of prescribed valium in the car. I didn't know it was there, but the cop that pulled me over for driving too slow(it's a long story, I don't have depth perception) one night found it. I'm almost forty, and had to go through the humiliation of calling my parents in front of the cop so he could verify my story. It must have been a slow night.

I got it!

John Doe, I have an extremely important legal question that I want you to commit to answering on the internet (Hahaha!).

I have this skin cancer. I'm thinking I need something to help me eat. Think you can hook me up with Willie?

Bot

Sure, Willie Wonka. Then you get a hold of Willie Nelson and the three of you can whip up some killer brownies. Call me when they're done, Bot.

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Well you wouldn't have to drive far to get it, because its grown at Ole Miss. They used to grow it at Clemson too, but even if they still did, I would hate for you to have to drive that far of a returned drive stoned

From Wiki:

United States
Currently, seven people receive medical marijuana shipments from the US Federal Government [6] as part of the Compassionate Investigational New Drug program, including Irvin Rosenfeld, a 52-year-old stockbroker who has been featured in numerous print articles and on the Penn & Teller: Bull****! cable television series. Rosenfeld has been receiving the federal marijuana since 1983. The marijuana is grown on a farm at the University of Mississippi in Oxford and each person receives 300 joints a month.






300 joints per month?!?!??!? Ten joints a day?!??!?!?!??!!?

That mofo has to be one happy stockbroker, sheeit! No, I can't imagine that. At my most earnest and dedicated, I don't think I ever smoked dope all day long for more than a weekend. This reveals me as a weenie wannabe former doper, doesn't it? Damn!

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Ain't it the truth. And that Supreme court nominee who was found out to have smoked it in college. Clearly his academic credentials and subsequent legal career was all fraudulent as he couldn't have done any of that if'n he smoked reefer.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Willie is now being quoted locally as saying something to the effect of:

"Good thing it wasn't spinach. I'd probably be dead by now."

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2004 C240 Wagon 203.261 Baby Benz
2008 ML320 CDI Highway Cruiser
2006 Toyota Prius, Saving the Planet @ 48 mpg
2000 F-150, Destroying the Planet @ 20 mpg



TRUMP .......... WHITEHOUSE
HILLARY .........JAILHOUSE
BERNIE .......... NUTHOUSE
0BAMA .......... OUTHOUSE

What did they expect to smell when they opened up his rv door?

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