What's a good lay? And don't tell me "If you have to ask..."

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Any day that involves getting laid.

When I was a kid it was when my hand wanted a cigarette, too.

Two words: Gumby Legs

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

When she screams my name!

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2016 Corvette Stingray 2LT
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

http://www.lays.com

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Palangi

2004 C240 Wagon 203.261 Baby Benz
2008 ML320 CDI Highway Cruiser
2006 Toyota Prius, Saving the Planet @ 48 mpg
2000 F-150, Destroying the Planet @ 20 mpg



TRUMP .......... WHITEHOUSE
HILLARY .........JAILHOUSE
BERNIE .......... NUTHOUSE
0BAMA .......... OUTHOUSE

I think the second post still has the best response

Hell,maybe I'm old fashioned,but the whole deal is about giving the woman pleasure,with us men it's generally shoot and eject.

An hour or so of oral and nip squeezing,bringing her to a tumultuous orgasm,including a judicious use of fingers in strategic holes,a strong tongue in addition to taking your cues from her pleasure,finally when she can stand no more and screams for you to stop you load your gun and do what God and nature intended,when I was younger I could hold out for 10 minutes or so,now it's more like 4-5 minutes,at least it still works................

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Any woman that doesn't press charges is a good lay in my book.

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Satan creates nothing: he only ruins everything. He does not invent: he tampers. And his followers are no different ~ Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò

Is this related to why no Miss America from Idaho has been selected?

No contestant wants to go national with the statement, "Idaho...".

Idaho once,Arkansaw it,I forgot the details but Alaska sometime.

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Like what does Delaware?

Phooey,I eat Doritos and Herr's

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he he he.....You said "clam dip". uhh uh huh huh huh huh

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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein


09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D