I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

Res non semper sunt quae esse videntur

My Gallery

Not in this weather!

[quote=R Leo;1314389]FYI, some cows have flesh around their navels that can be confused with a sheath. To be positively sure of the gender, you need go around back and look for the scrotum. Remember, cows have some specialized external plumbing so be sure and get real close to be absolutely certain of his gender.


THE LAST BULL I SAW HAD HUGE HUEVOS AND THERE WAS NO MISTAKE HE WAS A BULL. YOU COULD SEE THEM FROM A MILE AWAY SWAYIN IN THE WIND.

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1984 300SD Orient Red/ Palomino
1989 560SEC
2016 Mazda 6 6 speed manual
1995 Ford F-150 reg cab 4.9 5speed manual

Put that bottle down.

Oh WGAS, nevermind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbfDGMfXimA

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)

I'm tossin' back a Kern's Pear Necter right now.

Don feel no buzz yet...............

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past MB rides:
'68 220D
'68 220D(another one)
'67 230
'84 SD
Current rides:
'06 Lexus RX330
'93 Ford F-250
'96 Corvette
'99 Polaris 700 RMK sled
2011 Polaris Assault
'86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper)

Hey, I wondered where this thread had gotten to. Thanks for reviving it. On a holiday weekend, no less.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Party 'till 6:30am?

I'm going to deliver a new Infiniiti M45x shortly. It's got Bot's name written all over it.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

It sure does, The Swede. I looked at a used one on a lot yesterday that was sweet. It had a color that reminded me of a color I have seen (very rarely) on Benzes. Sort of a burnt red clay. Any idea what the color is called?

I used to have a G20 - nice little car that was a maintenance dream for 160K miles (I bought it at 32K), then developed chronic tranny issues. I had given it to my kid at about 130K as her first car. Remarkably, she was given $2K on a trade for a low mileage Sequoia. So that Infinity gave us it's "all" right up to the end.

This morning I'm going to have a look at that Acura (I mentioned on another thread) but I have to wait for the opiate fog to lift. After that I'm going to look at a 1999 E320 on a Chrysler dealer's lot. Also there's a nearby used imports lot that I might do a drive-by to see if anything leaps out t me, but they're pricey. And there's a low-mileage Pontiac Solstice on yet another lot that caught my eye, too. Ted, what do you think of the modern Dodge Charger?

B

Charger, meh. I don't like the styling at all, one of the ugliest new sedans imho. If you like them, might as well see how they drive. Who knows, they could be a helluva value.

You should search the cars.com and autotrader websites. Do a 10 mile (or whatever) radius search from your zip code. Most dealers list their used inventory, so you should be able to narrow the search qiute a bit.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuT4AFZ525k&mode=related&search=

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2006 CL500
2009 C300 4matic
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

Tap, tap, tap.

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'07 Yukon 2500
'13 Subaru Outback 3.6R
'13 Orbea Carpe 9-speed

Currently Benzless
Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

---= The forest breathes, listen.
-Native American elder

Run, run, run!!!

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles