http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/business/a/cell_directory.htm

Ah.

What threw me this time was that it came from a friend who hasn't bought-on to previous iterations. I think what suckered him was that it had a NOLA Times-Picayune dateline. If it said, "NY Times" I would naturally have been suspicious of it's legitimacy.

Kuan, you wouldn't believe the size of my soft underbelly.

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