So my friend and I pulled a late night stop a Denny's this past Saturday. On our way in the front door, a girl followed us in. There were about 4 people total in the place, and we asked for the smoking section. The girl behind us quickly butted in; "I don't think you want to do that..." I though, okay...why not? The hostess said, "see for yourself." We took a glance and saw some guy sitting alone, all pale and looking in pretty bad shape. Upon further glance, there was stains all over the wall and stuff. I thought, what the hell happened here. Apparently, a wedding party came through just before us, and all placed orders. Obviously, they had a good time at the wedding: One person got sick at the table, which started a chain reaction. 9 people PUKED ALL over the place. On the walls, on the table, on the floor. The girl that walked in behind us was evidently taking people home, makeing several trips to fit everyone n her car. We left, but it was one of the funniest things that has hapened to me all year. I know it's pretty gross, but the comedy was great!

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I was once eating at a Silver Diner (local chain in the Washington, DC area) when a couple of guys came in who had obviously been drinking . . A LOT. They ordered food and more beer. I wasn't really paying much attention to them after they sat down.

After a few minutes their food came. I was just about through and waiting for the check, when one of them blew chow all over the table, wall, and floo, as well as on his friend. The friend then responded by puking all over everything, too. It was a real barf-fest!

I have a cast iron constitution and it didn't really affect me, but the manager came over apologizing profusely and gave me a voucher for a free meal for four. I keep hoping for a repeat performance.

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To me, there's just something comical about the chain reaction effect that puking causes. Nuttin like a roomful of people blowing chunks all over the place!

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3 of us were doing shots of 151 followed by a beer chaser years back at a local club.

One of the guys was talking to this girl at the bar, kissing her now and again, when he leans down(she turned away) and barfed on the floor between his legs.

He calmy took a big sip of beer and coninued to chat the girl up immedietly afterwards.

She didn't suspect a thing.

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He sounds cool as a cucumber and she sounds like she must have been blotto not to have noticed something like that.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I am compelled to add a Denny's story that my family witnessed while living in La Grande, OR in the mid nineties during the bad forest fire months. Three firefighters show up at the hostess station at Denny's. Getting quite a few looks from other patrons they obviously came into town for a hot meal after being out in the woods for many hours fighting fires. They were ash covered, dirty, and had small smudges of soot on their face and arms. The bubbly waitress asks. Smoking or Not Smoking. The entire restaurant broke into laughter.

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