http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html

NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot. (4 pages)

I heard about that........ omfg

~Nate

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Hell, someone tried to dig up a corpse because the orbit showed a hot girl. Went to Wal*Mart, got some rubbers and tried to dig her up for sex. Dead deer is not so worrisome. Fact that 3 guys were involved in trying to dig up a dead girl shows how more whacked they are than a guy screwing a dead deer in the ditch. Hope he wore rubbers first. That CWD thing and all.

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He did it for braggin' rights.

"Man, you shoulda seen the rack on this thing..."

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wtf

Question. Was it a buck or doe that he humped?

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Seriously, does it matter? I mean, if the deer is dead, who cares? If he killed the deer to have sex with it like the horse previously, there is a problem.

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The deer was a road kill that he found in the ditch.

He thought it was his wife when the deer's butt didn't move.

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....and a whole passel of BMW 2002 and Tii

that's what happens when you decriminalize pot..

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Talk about animal lovers.....

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