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New minister in the family
My son just announced that he is a minister with the Universal Life Church. What does this mean, besides getting ripped off for $140, which is the cost of the 'Ministry in a Box'? He is a college student 3000 miles from home. I think he has too much spending money.
http://www.themonastery.org/
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He should be able to officiate over weddings, and get $75-100 a pop, be a "rent-a-rev"
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my son was married by one of his friends who had one of those. the guy is kindof a drunken fool but worked at it and did a very nice job. nobody told my mom about his credentials but in a few minutes of talking with him i am pretty sure she had it figured out.
tom w
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Nahhh,maybe he's smart and will "save the souls and pave the way to the sweet hereafter with honeyed word and evil deed"for rich,senile widows afraid of death,collecting money for an "orphanage"or something with their name on it while he cavorts around in Maseratis with showgirls.
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now cletus and his hog can marry.. yeeehaaaww .. hey maaah pull out that ROY-Y'all Crown Cola wesa celebrating tonight
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Universal Life Church is definitely NOT Christian in its doctrine,polity, or practice.
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![]() Perhaps he'll work it into a pickup line so he can "lay hands"on some girl to "heal"her ![]() |
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I thought it was free, though. I think if it really cost that much, I owe him another gift!
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He has to much time and money on his hands!
![]() So is it a cult or a real church? Seems like starting a church is a good way to make money. ![]()
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Yup, the most longest running successful business in human history, follows by prostitution.
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![]() Me . . . I like pedofile priests and 2000 years of religious dogma. Woops, forgot about papal infalibility too.
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