Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385298)

Locust Valley lockjaw

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385298)

To cut it short,though it would make a great novel,turns out one incredulous fellow heard the preacher drunk,boasting about screwing a well-off married gal AND her daughter and soaking the married broad for "donations"so he could buy a sailboat for himself.
The gal herself ratted him out when he started sniffing out other gash and called off their trysts.

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB (Post 1385468)

You obviously missed certain parts of the Bible like:

An eye for an eye.

Or the thumping David administered to Goliath.

Or the buttkicking that Samson delivered.

Or the smackdown that Jesus rained upon the money traders.

That is the beauty of the Bible, it contains fodder for just about any kind of argument.

I am "old school." I don't pick on the weak, the defenseless or the unarmed. but I hate think skinned wimps who go crying to their mommy (or whoever) everytime their feelings get hurt.

The world is a rough place. If you can't dish it out, and take it, then get out of the way.

Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1385472)

If I'm going to get a whipping, I want it delivered by a professinal who knows what they're doing and who will do it in a thoroughly professional and stylish manner. . . .

. . . . Oh, Mistress! Where are you?

Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1385621)

Hey! . . .Wait just one minute . . . Hat! I think Mistress just insulted me. Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! What are you going to do about that. Make her go sit in the corner . . .

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385477)

And arrogant and selfish as well,"you shall have no other God but me",the nerve.

Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1385618)

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1385621)

Hey! . . .Wait just one minute . . . Hat! I think Mistress just insulted me. Waaaaaa! Waaaaa! What are you going to do about that. Make her go sit in the corner . . .

Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1385617)

it's so nice to have you back.

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB (Post 1385643)

You know me. I am Cuban. Give me a couple of mojitos and I forgive all. :D

BTW, did you guys know that Sammy Davis Jr. was half Cuban? And so was Lola Falana. I think it is hysterical....

And yes, it does feel good to be back. Thanks for all of your private messages. Although, I must admit to feeling a twinge of jealousy. I don't see anything in your signature referring to the BENZ-LGB-7 or anything to that effect.

You know how jealous and possessive Cubans can be....

Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1385514)

Yeah, I think you're onto something, Carleton. Since this is a Mercedes forum, we could call it Diamleretics or something like that. We could hook new converts up to our E Class Meter for a reading and charge a lot of money for it. I feel a new career coming on . . .

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385649)

Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?

I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.

One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!

Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1385618)

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

Originally Posted by riethoven (Post 1385616)

Did he talk like Thurston Howell III?



Our local priest was recently relieved of duty for "credible allegations of sexual misconduct". It was even reported in Newsday.