Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385649)

Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?

I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.

One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB (Post 1385707)

Holy Shiat Carleton...is this a Mercedes Forum or a BDSM site.:eek:

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385649)

Of course we must have penance! and who better to administer it than our own beloved Mistress? Remember the Flagellants of the Middle ages?

I can visualise it know,Mistress,whip in hand,walking slowly by us naked,prostrate disciples,asking us how we sinned.

One of us looks up and says"I did not change my differential oil,forgive me oh, powerful Mistress"while,with the stilleto point on her thigh-high boot heel she scratches the mark of the sinner into the quivering man's flesh and proceeds to administer 30 strokes of the lash.......think of it,our own religion,we'll make millions!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Dee8go (Post 1385484)

Yeah! I have often thought the Bible should be banned from our public libraries. We don't need to have our children corrupted by all that violence, sex, and other despicable trash!

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1385712)

Need I remind you Sir that owning and maintaining a 210 turbo diesel is one and the same thing?

Originally Posted by R Leo (Post 1385618)

You're all a bunch of ****heads and your mother dresses you funny.

Originally Posted by Hatterasguy (Post 1386106)

Certain parties have thin skin...

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 1386133)

Feel free to say anything you wish about me with the sole proviso of spelling my name correctly.

Originally Posted by Matt SD300 (Post 1386151)

Carleton...Your not thin skinned..just a perverted weirdo..;)

Originally Posted by Matt SD300 (Post 1386151)

Carleton...Your not thin skinned..just a perverted weirdo..;)

Originally Posted by BENZ-LGB (Post 1385468)

You obviously missed certain parts of the Bible like:

An eye for an eye.

Or the thumping David administered to Goliath.

Or the buttkicking that Samson delivered.

Or the smackdown that Jesus rained upon the money traders.

That is the beauty of the Bible, it contains fodder for just about any kind of argument.

I am "old school." I don't pick on the weak, the defenseless or the unarmed. but I hate think skinned wimps who go crying to their mommy (or whoever) everytime their feelings get hurt.

The world is a rough place. If you can't dish it out, and take it, then get out of the way.

Originally Posted by cmac2012 (Post 1386871)

I understand the eye for an eye thingy was actually an attempt at equity, IOW, no cutting off of someone's hand because they stole a loaf of bread.