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Old 01-15-2007, 10:09 AM
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:23 AM
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Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:56 AM
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:40 AM
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Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:48 AM
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:48 AM
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I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
I suspect they are originated teats but bad spelling may have changed it to tits. Just like people who cannot pronounce whore (HORE, "w" is silent) changed it to "HO" which they can roughly pronounce.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:52 AM
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Old 01-15-2007, 01:02 PM
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Old 01-15-2007, 01:56 PM
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:57 AM
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tits on a fish...
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Old 01-16-2007, 10:59 AM
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Where was that pic a few weeks ago that showed a pair of hairy boobs on a guy with nipple piercings?

Tits on that guy.
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:03 AM
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tits on a fish...
I beat you to it with "Tits on a fish," Mistress. You weren't here that day, so I thought I'd steal your thunder. I KNEW you'd have said it if you were here.
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:27 AM
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Old 01-16-2007, 11:32 AM
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Where was that pic a few weeks ago that showed a pair of hairy boobs on a guy with nipple piercings?

Tits on that guy.
He probably needed the "Manzier."

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