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Useless as...
A Los Angeles stop sign...
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Why do they call it the California stop?
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an opinion on an internet forum
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...teats on a mule.
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My dad used to say "useless as tits on a boar hog..."
"Mule" makes even more sense as they're sterile!
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tits on a bull.
That's how I first heard in up here in "America's Dairyland" when I was knee-high to a grasshopper. (I'm wider than that now... ![]()
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,,, a chocolate chastity-belt.
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a rubber cane.
tom w
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Football-bat.
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Sudanese escalator.
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a milking stool under a bull...
or a one legged man in a butt kicking contest...
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Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).
"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
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I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
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I suspect they are originated teats but bad spelling may have changed it to tits. Just like people who cannot pronounce whore (HORE, "w" is silent) changed it to "HO" which they can roughly pronounce.
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Useless as...
...a Starbucks™ in Salt Lake City.
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