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Old 01-14-2007, 07:41 AM
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A Los Angeles stop sign...
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Old 01-14-2007, 08:29 AM
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Why do they call it the California stop?
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Old 01-14-2007, 08:31 AM
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:02 PM
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...teats on a mule.
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:18 PM
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My dad used to say "useless as tits on a boar hog..."

"Mule" makes even more sense as they're sterile!
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:26 PM
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Talking *** Useless as... ***

tits on a bull.

That's how I first heard in up here in "America's Dairyland" when I was knee-high to a grasshopper.

(I'm wider than that now...)
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:33 PM
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:51 PM
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:51 PM
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Old 01-14-2007, 12:55 PM
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Old 01-14-2007, 01:16 PM
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a milking stool under a bull...

or

a one legged man in a butt kicking contest...
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Old 01-15-2007, 10:23 AM
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Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:40 AM
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Tits on a fish (in keeping with the ever-popular "tits-on-a-xxx" theme).

"France!" Ha! Yeah, I LIKE that one.
I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:48 AM
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I said teats before, because I thought tits might be banned. But they're not. Tits. TITS!!!
I suspect they are originated teats but bad spelling may have changed it to tits. Just like people who cannot pronounce whore (HORE, "w" is silent) changed it to "HO" which they can roughly pronounce.
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:52 AM
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