Hey, when I was 14 I thought I had invented it!

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

14?really?

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It's not the age that's important. It's the part about my imagined invention of the act that makes the story funny.

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

It Ain't the Meat (It's the Motion)

written by L. Mann and H. Glover
originally recorded by The Swallows (1951)
also recorded by Freddie King, Southside Johnny, and Maria Muldaur among others

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I got a girl that's so darn thin
There ain't much of her but bones and skin
One thing about her I can understand
She wraps all around me like a rubber band, baby

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I want a girl who's built real fat
Kenny don't like to see 'em like that
But I like to see 'em big and tall
The bigger they come the harder they fall

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I want someone who feels like they got to have love
Love to look at the stars above
My little baby, I want you to know
She'll bring me home all of her dough

It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, uhm uhm uhm
It ain't the meat, I say the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock

Bring it down one time
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, I say the movement, girl
It ain't the meat, it's the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock

There ya go serenade your sweetie for Valentines Day with that one.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

"M-e-r-k-i-n" is a derogatory pronounciation for AMERICAN.

I remember seeing on one of the posts about a year or so ago.

One of the moderators flagged it during a pretty heated discussion and deamed it a BAD WORD.

That's the reason.

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

Rubbish. There is no mystery here whatsoever.

The reason men are more "discreet" than women is: Almost nobody wants to see it! Who really WANTS to see a man's pale, hairy a$$?...

Even when one puts the obvious sexuality factors aside... the female form is simply far more aesthetically and artistically pleasing than the male.

Mike

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1979 300 SD
350,000 miles
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1982 300D-gone---sold to a buddy
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1985 300TD
270,000 miles
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1994 E320
not my favorite, but the wife wanted it

www.myspace.com/mikemover
www.myspace.com/openskystudio
www.myspace.com/speedxband
www.myspace.com/openskyseparators
www.myspace.com/doubledrivemusic

Thank goodness, most women think otherwise.

Ps. what's 'artistically pleasing'?

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And some gay men and bisexual men too.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

I like beef gherky

I knew that was coming.
Maybe that misterious discretion is based on low self esteem, don't you dare and think of yourself as good looking, b/c you may end up being associated with the gay section.

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I'm good looking and not afraid to admit it...
I'm as HET AS THEY GET, also. / :sperm: / / / /

There you go...

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Gay

Metrosexual. People have the same misconception about gay men as they do Asian girls. Not all of them are exotic looking or have perfectly manicured sideburns.

In anycase, I didn't even know Britney Spears was such a whore. Pics?

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman