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02-01-2007, 01:40 PM
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...later thought I had a chance.
tried to fart but ***** my pants!
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02-01-2007, 01:57 PM
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...but no bigger a fool
than he with no stool.
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02-01-2007, 02:00 PM
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and he with no stool can be cruel.
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02-01-2007, 03:01 PM
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He who eats many prunes...
Sits on toilet for many moons.
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02-01-2007, 03:19 PM
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Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin' giving birth to another Texan....
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02-01-2007, 03:34 PM
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Confucius say:
Man who get to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger. Then below that in an Army restroom: Confucius also say: Soldier caught writing on bathroom wall have no ass left to itch.
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02-01-2007, 03:42 PM
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Man Confucius say:
"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
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02-01-2007, 03:48 PM
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In the days of old, when knights were bold and toilets wern't invented,
they laid their load beside the road and walked away contented. or... ...and condoms werent invented, they tied a sock around their **** and babies were prevented.
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02-01-2007, 03:48 PM
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Joni loves Chatchi
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02-01-2007, 03:49 PM
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Who the hell is "CHatchi?!"
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02-01-2007, 03:52 PM
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Quote:
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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process." 2012 SLK 350 1987 420 SEL
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02-01-2007, 03:58 PM
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Those who write on bathhouse walls
roll their **** in little balls Those who read those words of wit eat those little balls of ****
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