Highway Restop Grafitti
 

Here I sit, broken hearted

Tried to *****, but only farted.

...later thought I had a chance.

tried to fart but ***** my pants!

Who is the fool...

with the wooden stool?

...but no bigger a fool

than he with no stool.

and he with no stool can be cruel.

He who eats many prunes...

Sits on toilet for many moons.

Here I sit
Cheeks a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan....

Confucius say:

Man who get to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger.


Then below that in an Army restroom:


Confucius also say:

Soldier caught writing on bathroom wall have no ass left to itch.

Man Confucius say:

"Man who fart in church sit in own pew."

In the days of old, when knights were bold and toilets wern't invented,
they laid their load beside the road and walked away contented.

or...

...and condoms werent invented,
they tied a sock around their **** and babies were prevented.

Joni loves Chatchi

Who the hell is "CHatchi?!"

from Happy Days.

Those who write on bathhouse walls
roll their **** in little balls
Those who read those words of wit
eat those little balls of ****

Confucious say:
 

Woman who fly plane upside down have hairy crack up.