First thing out of DJs mouth:
(with that Brit accent)

"Tell that man that's just blood nasty.”:mad:

Then she paused a few seconds and said:

“No - Don’t tell’m that. He’ll take it, and make something nasty of it as well.”:rolleyes:

As far as I'm concerned.
She’s gonna hear that one a few more times. :D
Thanks.;)

Truckstop Wit
 

Here I sit with a broken heart,
popped a pill and my truck won't start.

or,

Here comes a Mack™, doin' a mile a minute,
pullin' a trailer with nothin' in it.

There once was a girl from Nantucket...

who got a thrill from pleasuring all of Pautucket...

She danced on the table

At some Englishman's stable...

Who, when he was able, went into her navel,

but if he couldn't, said F**kit!

Seen many moons ago on university stall:

[This university] is too white orientated. A black man can't even use the toilet without having his p***s hang in the damn water. GET DEEPER BOWLS!

(You can imagine the firestorm of comments that set off. None of which were as subtle as the original.)
.

Actually saw this in my college bathroom many moons ago.


...."Here I sit in a cloud of vapor, old V.U. is out of paper.

The bell is ringing while I linger... Guess I'll have to use my finger"

For a good time, call Kuan at 867-5309

So Kuan is the real Jenny?!?!? And all these years I wondered.....

Never mind all that. How about a few pics of your cycles?

Seen In the restroom
 

On a paper towel dispenser: "Phillipine University Diplomas"

On hot air hand drying machine: "Press to hear a one minute speech from Gov. Arnold Schwartzennegger"

Best I ever saw still to date was a while ago 'cause it was in a SINCLAIR gas station in Brooklyn, NY

Marker over the comode;

"Dont throw toothpicks in here --

Our Crabs can poll vault. "


:eek:




......

I'll work on that. I have a digital camera but will have to wait for the weather to improve (snow and ice) and shoot some pix, then figure out how to post them. Stay tuned.
Chuck.

Above the urinal
 

Don't look up here, the joke's in your hand.