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03-22-2007, 08:50 PM
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What did the laundryman ask the Mother Superior?
"Do you have any dirty habits?"
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03-22-2007, 09:01 PM
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work?
Ghandi, the Super-Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis.
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03-22-2007, 09:18 PM
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I'd like to take a short reprive from the puns to thank my lucky stars that we have a member here at Mersedesshop like the 'Mistres', she sure helps break up the monogamy around this place.
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03-22-2007, 09:26 PM
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When the pig lost his voice, he became disgruntled.
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03-22-2007, 09:43 PM
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I was having dinner with a world chess champion and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt.
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03-23-2007, 08:30 AM
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My eyes hurt.
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03-23-2007, 08:47 AM
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Confucius say "Man go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok".
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03-23-2007, 09:08 AM
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Quote:
Man who eats many prunes, sit on toilet for many moons.
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03-23-2007, 09:19 AM
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You guys are WORLD CLASS punsters. My hat's off to you. Everything I could think of had already been posted by the time I got to the end of the thread.
I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . I am not worthy . . . . .
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03-23-2007, 09:26 AM
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I feel MUCH better now, Randy. Thank you ever so much .
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03-23-2007, 10:03 AM
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Forgot one:
Confucius says; Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger....
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03-23-2007, 10:39 AM
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts!
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