I need $20,000
 

Everyone please paypal me a dollar.

Let me guess...your son threw out your new Russian-sourced power tubes for your vintage amp and you snapped, hitting the local bar for some tequila shooters to blow off steam. Met some hot ladies and got invited to a private poker tournament. There, they used their wiles to distract you and you somehow placed a bet for $20K instead of $20 and now Louie and Sammy Corleone want their money by sundown...

Am I close? :P

Man it's worse than that. It's just cost of living. My hairstylist is raising prices from $200 to $250, and I can't afford to get both a haircut and manicure at the same time. I've resorted to feeding my son plain old Hebrew National Franks because I've had to fire my chef. I have to scrape my dishes now into the garbage because I can't afford a full time maid. Even the part time maid is getting more expensive. She won't even dress in her provided uniform. Can you imagine that? Jeez, the help these days. $20,000 would cover the cost of my manicures, plus tip of course, and a full time maid. In the meantime I'm forced to put my own dirty underwear into the hamper. HELP! I can't find the washing machine!

*** 20 Freakin' Thousand Freakin' Dollars?!?!?!? ***
 

I thought maybe that was you (the 190) Fausta & I met on X52 Sunday, coming back from dropping 20K at the Miss Marquette! :eek:

I know. You just had to pay the 1st half of your property taxes. :eek:


I just dropped $1800, the 2nd half due in October.

That garage just kicked it up a few hundred didn't it? You had to live there, had to. :D

Life is good by the lakes. I jogged around Calhoun in that horrendous wind yesterday, but I saw boobies galore. The flavor of Lake Calhoun is much different than Harriet. The latter is much more family friendly. MILF's, old people, little kids... Calhoun is borderline feral youth.

Sonny (Santino 'Sonny' Corleone), if that is who you are thinking of, is dead. Got shot at the toll booth. The head man is Vincent Mancini-Corleone

Grandson of the late Henry Mancini-Chotunes, abducted and stuffed into the trunk of a pink Cadillac after writing "Baby Elephant Walk".

You should run for Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrich has found that its good to be the mayor.

Let me know how well this works, will you? I need only about $8,500.00. In my case it is a REAL need, not some frivilous crap like you've got. I found a very nice SEC for sale . . .

I need only $4000. It is to help the poor starving hookers in NV and myself in the process.

Stop undercutting me! My offer was for 20k. You wanna discount your sad state of affairs go start your own thread. :D

Sorry, a little behind in my mob family tree trimming...;)

You could start a thread and charge 5 cents admission. Think of all those undeclared nickels.