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I need $20,000
Everyone please paypal me a dollar.
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Let me guess...your son threw out your new Russian-sourced power tubes for your vintage amp and you snapped, hitting the local bar for some tequila shooters to blow off steam. Met some hot ladies and got invited to a private poker tournament. There, they used their wiles to distract you and you somehow placed a bet for $20K instead of $20 and now Louie and Sammy Corleone want their money by sundown...
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Man it's worse than that. It's just cost of living. My hairstylist is raising prices from $200 to $250, and I can't afford to get both a haircut and manicure at the same time. I've resorted to feeding my son plain old Hebrew National Franks because I've had to fire my chef. I have to scrape my dishes now into the garbage because I can't afford a full time maid. Even the part time maid is getting more expensive. She won't even dress in her provided uniform. Can you imagine that? Jeez, the help these days. $20,000 would cover the cost of my manicures, plus tip of course, and a full time maid. In the meantime I'm forced to put my own dirty underwear into the hamper. HELP! I can't find the washing machine!
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I thought maybe that was you (the 190) Fausta & I met on X52 Sunday, coming back from dropping 20K at the Miss Marquette!
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I know. You just had to pay the 1st half of your property taxes.
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Life is good by the lakes. I jogged around Calhoun in that horrendous wind yesterday, but I saw boobies galore. The flavor of Lake Calhoun is much different than Harriet. The latter is much more family friendly. MILF's, old people, little kids... Calhoun is borderline feral youth.
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Grandson of the late Henry Mancini-Chotunes, abducted and stuffed into the trunk of a pink Cadillac after writing "Baby Elephant Walk".
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Let me know how well this works, will you? I need only about $8,500.00. In my case it is a REAL need, not some frivilous crap like you've got. I found a very nice SEC for sale . . .
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I need only $4000. It is to help the poor starving hookers in NV and myself in the process.
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Stop undercutting me! My offer was for 20k. You wanna discount your sad state of affairs go start your own thread.
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Chris 2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package 2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options 1998 E430 - sold 1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold 1977 280E - sold 1971 250 - retired "And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon |
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You could start a thread and charge 5 cents admission. Think of all those undeclared nickels.
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