Thread: I need $20,000
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Old 05-15-2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Kuan View Post
Man it's worse than that. It's just cost of living. My hairstylist is raising prices from $200 to $250, and I can't afford to get both a haircut and manicure at the same time. I've resorted to feeding my son plain old Hebrew National Franks because I've had to fire my chef. I have to scrape my dishes now into the garbage because I can't afford a full time maid. Even the part time maid is getting more expensive. She won't even dress in her provided uniform. Can you imagine that? Jeez, the help these days. $20,000 would cover the cost of my manicures, plus tip of course, and a full time maid. In the meantime I'm forced to put my own dirty underwear into the hamper. HELP! I can't find the washing machine!
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