Gawd that's bad










I like it


~Nate

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2012 Escape, 'hunter" (5 sp 4cyl)

Why did the blond wear football shoulder pads?
So she wouldn't hurt herself....

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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Arthur any better jokes than these?

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09 Jetta TDI
1985 300D

The West Viginia girl asked her father if she could borrow the car, and her daddy said . . . .

Oh, wait a minute. Did somebody say incest jokes were out? . . . .

Never mind.

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2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Deffinition of white trash:

When you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the supper table in front of HER kids.

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Anyone know what an "11" is?



"69" for worms.

What are you gonna do, shoot him with your phaser?

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"





I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

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FOr that one you gotta do the side to side head action.

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Would be more amusing to drop a 16" bristle worm down his underpants. Fun with polychaetes.

Guys - keep it clean, no personal attacks and watch the content of the jokes.

"5. No pornographic, sexually offensive, sexually explicit, or objectifying material. Moderator's judgment applies here. We'd like for our readers to be able to read the forum at work and share with friends without fear of retribution."

Thanks,
C.

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2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
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1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
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"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

Yeah, Juck. No more Bristle Worm jokes. What the hell is a polychaetes anyhow?

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

There was a bunch of other posts that were deleted, Dee8go.

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2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
1998 E430 - sold
1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
1971 250 - retired

"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

I know. I was making a pathetic attempt at humor, Zeus. My appologies.

I'd just like to say that I found that muffin joke pretty damned offensive. . . . .

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles