http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/24/carma-sutra-learn-to-love-in-your-lamborghini/


A must have for car and poon enthusiast.

In the words of Paul C....IBTL.

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I wish I had a W123 wagon

giggity giggity giggity

Hey are you "the don" or Glen Quagmire?

BTW, the Volvo V70 is listed among the "best cars" to do the "deed."

Guess who drives a V70 bought for her by her Dad????

My 19 yo daughter, that's who.

I am taking the V70 away and buying her an ultra-ultra-ultra subcompact, maybe an A car.

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Current Benzes

1989 300TE "Alice"
1990 300CE "Sam Spade"
1991 300CE "Beowulf" RIP (06.1991 - 10.10.2007)
1998 E320 "Orson"
2002 C320 Wagon "Molly Fox"

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Not in this weather!

I was also given the nick name of quagmire because I can impersonate his voice very well...

Boy, one certainly looks at things differently once one has daughters of his own. Eh, Ernesto? Cars, too, I guess.

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

For those who are afraid to click its PG at best, you know the old Porsche advertisment "Porsche, you can't get laid in one, but you can the second you get out"



Remember back in November we brought you a story of a naughty teenager, his teacher and his teacher's husband's 911? We expressed great skepticism about their ability to have sex in such a small car. Even when some readers claimed to have accomplished the feat themselves, we didn't believe.

But now for those of us with too little imagination, bodies that no longer move in those ways, and fear of having photos turn up on the Internets, there is an instruction manual for car lovers who want to love in their cars.

"Carma Sutra's" 82 pages cover just about every conceivable concept of conceiving in a car. It covers the basics like avoiding gearshifts and seatbelts, but also goes into detail about the best (Lincoln Town Car, Volvo V70) and worst (Honda Insight, Ford GT) cars for these sorts of things. It doesn't merely offer lists of cars, it gives detailed instructions (just like we asked for) on what goes where with helpful, easy to follow diagrams. Some positions look fairly easy (back of a limo) but others (motorcycle seat, a Miata, the aforementioned Insight) are only for the advanced and double-jointed. It might (it also might not) make a great Valentines' Day gift for your fellow car lover. Oh, the most interesting position the book suggests? In the spacious trunk of the Ford 500. Maybe that's why sales are picking up.

I managed to consummate some feverish urges a couple of times with a sweet thing in my Bimmer with the front seat reclined and it was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick but my van with the mattress in the back is a whole lot better.

One time with a small lady (5'0") in the back seat of my old Dodge Omni, better than I would have thought and much better than the front seat of a Bimmer, my small one with Recaro seats, anyway.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Bah - neither advanced nor double jointed here, still managed (and enjoyed tremendously) a Miata encounter. On Route 66 .

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

Small Ladies rule ... ! eham ...

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Why, oh why, am I hearing Sammy Johns' "Chevy Van" song in my head as I read this thread...

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1985 300TD
1984 380SL
1983 280SE (full Euro, trunk triangle and all!)

Formerly owned:
1986 420SEL
1984 300D
1983 300D
1981 300SD
1976 300D

I have that book, I bought it at an adult entertainment store, in Phoenix, Az. Not too long ago. It's pretty funny, especially some of the names of the positions, etc.

I suggest, making the investment. The only things I don't like about it, is that all/most of the vehicles in it, are current, brand new ones. They don't do much for older cars in there, except for the 56/57 T-Bird page.

They need to make the book in a glove box size also. The thing is not huge, but it's too big for the Glove box.

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