Apparently they have run out of pedophile priests to shuffle around between parishes.

Where’s the THOU SHALL NOT SPEED or the THOU SHALT USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL TO INDICATE LANE CHANGES OR, FOR THAT MATTER, THAT YOU INTEND TO TURN or, even better, the THOU SHALT ALLOW A SAFE DISTANCE BETWEEN YOUR CAR AND THE ONE IN FRONT OF YOU AT HIGH SPEEDS AND IN BAD WEATHER OR SO HELP ME ME I’LL SMITE YOUR DUMB ASS WITH THE BIGGEST BOLT OF LIGHTENING YOU’VE EVER SEEN?

Instead we get a carefully worded attempt to tell others not to drive drunk when it should say THOU SHALL NOT DRIVE DRUNK YOU SELFISH DICK. The commandments make their God sound like a puss or something and no one’s going to listen to commandments from a puss.

Thats understandable.:D

The vatican writing a new edict on proper behavior....what we should and should not purchase,I guess their running out of donations for the lawyer fund.

Makes sense. If you spend your money on Ferrari's that means less money for the collection plate.

Sorry God......

I spent my donation this year on a shiny new Ferrari. I hope you dont mind....

Someone should ask Benedict to clarify how being a member of the Hitler Youth compares to Ferrari ownership on the sin-scale.

The kids did not have much of a choice - serve or die.