Lipstick Problem in School - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Kuan · #1 07-03-2007, 07:53 PM

Reprinted from who knows where.

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According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, Mi was
recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

cmac2012 · #2 07-04-2007, 01:37 AM

Top flight! First rate!

After a nice supper, two old women went into the kitchen, leaving their husbands to chat. One fellow said, "We went to a great restaurant last night." "Oh, what's it's name?" asked the other one.

"Oh, what's that red flower . . . ."

"Carnation?"

"No, the other one . . ."

"Poppy?"

"No, the one with thorns!"

"Oh, you mean rose?"

"Yeah, that's it. (hollers) Rose! What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

Mistress · #3 07-05-2007, 03:11 PM

Nice!

Mistress · #4 07-06-2007, 09:49 AM

Reminds me of a story at work. A guy I used to work with would snatch your lunch if you went home sick and left your lunch. He did this to me one day until I told him I spit in my lunch.....he never did it again.

aklim · #5 07-06-2007, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mistress

Reminds me of a story at work. A guy I used to work with would snatch your lunch if you went home sick and left your lunch. He did this to me one day until I told him I spit in lunch.....he never did it again.

Better he snatch your lunch than the other way around, right?

Dee8go · #6 07-06-2007, 10:31 AM

Aklim, shame on you! You have such a dirty mind. . . . That's what I was thinking.

I once saw a guy on the subway with a button on his coat that said "I snatch kisses and vice versa." I've laughed about that a lot since then.

aklim · #7 07-06-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Aklim, shame on you! You have such a dirty mind. . . . That's what I was thinking.

I once saw a guy on the subway with a button on his coat that said "I snatch kisses and vice versa." I've laughed about that a lot since then.

Are you so sure I wasn't thinking that it was better he snatches her lunch than her snatching his lunch. Not saying what I meant but isn't that a possibility?