2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
 

JUST RELEASED:

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non-religious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Freakin' hilarious. You get all your jokes from Internet spam?

Whoever thinks up such drivel needs to get a life.

Tom W

Jeeze people, It's a joke. Wow. :silly:

Lame. You posted it. :behead:

Tough crowd here Dub. This particular one has been posted here quite a few times though, probably enough to be a sticky...;) :D

New to me. I got a chuckle, thanks! :)

It was a joke??

Seemed pretty accurate to me.......:)

I think it's funny; never seen it before.

Q. How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they have plenty of unemployed union guys to do it cheap.

Same here, some people have trouble with humor I LMAO at the W stuff.

Those lazy union guys need to get off their keesters anyway.

There is no truth in saying that all union men are lazy.

Just as it is not true that all non union guys are industrious.

The unions brought blue collar folks into the middle class. The buying power of these folks was a very big factor in making our country a world power. Pushing them back down is hurting our country now.

Unions are neither good nor bad as a concept. As with any group there are excesses there.

Where folks work and there is limited opportunity for going elswhere for work, unions are needed. If there were plenty of jobs to choose from and people could simply move onto another job if mistreated, then unions would not be needed.

But the medical and retirement benefits that come along with union membership are huge in making a decent life for blue collar folks.

Tom W