Forum The Man Who Has Everything...
 

Until you saw this...what would be more fitting than to sign your paperwork at the dealership with your very own 'BENZ PEN.' I saw this in the new Farney's catalog and thought how nice this would go with the new grill badges.

MBUSA has a "Lifestyles" collection, as does Ferrari, Porsche, BMW, Lamborghini . . .

Mercedes Wine Toppers, Anyone?

Mistress, they gave us one of those when we went to sign the paperwork for the G500 at the dealer.

Clearly, I don't get out much....I thought was cool cause it was in the Farney's catalog...

Aw, He's Just a Big Lug
 

Hilary Duff's Boyfriend Gives Her a Mercedes for Her Birthday
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 21, 2007 04:30 PM EDT

By Mike Fleeman

Hilary Duff's expectations were low when her hockey player boyfriend, Mike Comrie, called recently to say he'd picked out an early 20th birthday present for her and that "I hope you like them."

"Okay, it's shoes or something," Duff recalled thinking as she went to her sister's house, where Comrie had said he left the present in the garage. "I opened the garage, and I was just like shocked, just standing there."

Before her, with a big red bow on top, was a Mercedes-Benz G-class SUV (retail price: more than $100,000).

Comrie, who plays for the New York Islanders, didn't know what to get her: then one day he heard her talking about her transportation needs.

"I was planning on getting a big car and I drive a big car anyway, and I was just like, 'You know maybe I like the G-Wagen,' and then I was like, 'No, maybe I like the [Porsche] Cayenne,' " says Duff, whose manager steered her away from the Porsche, reminding her that she was a "terrible driver" and "didn't need that kind of power."

"I've driven it tons," Duff said of her birthday present. "When I called him I was like, 'You're crazy! It's perfect!' "

Then I was like, like, like, like, like, learn to speak like an adult.

Who or what is this Farney's calaogue? (I dont get out much... I sit in a cubicle all day working.)

As if.

It is a catalog of pens and other writing accoutremont...farneyspens.com

I'm so sure.

Fer sure.

de tour

Fo' Shizzle Dog!

No man has everything until he has Mistress.

Mmmmhmmmm....

....or she has him. :D:whip:

Somewhere in there is a point struggling to express itself

merci.

Totally.

Well, yes, good point. But Hillary has a great rebuttal:

http://www.threeleggedlegs.com/feed/...hilaryduff.jpg

Oh ... you wouldn't even consider hitting it.

I'd be like, like, like, uh, STFU ....

I'd hit that...

Wango Tango event from KIIS FM?

That tank is stretched....like...for real. :D

She's got a couple.

I was thinking Ted Nugent.

Uff da. My what large mamms you have.

the better too

whatever

^^^ Speaking of that, I was at a local watering hole after work with a couple of friends and we noticed a woman about our age acting-out like a much younger woman. Closer inspection revealed a helluva rack that she was calling a lot of attention to. She was with a few other women and we noticed that they were interested in her boobies, too. We figured she'd just bought a magnificent set of perfect (and large) mammaries and was looking for outside confirmation of their value.

So my mind being kind of warped in a F**ked-up way, I'm thinking long-term, like I do with women who have tramp stamps on their posterior belt line or on their boobs. What will they look like later? I mean tramp stamps sag and discolor and blend into a sort of impressionistic grey blob that slides south. But synthetic boobies are designed for eternal perkiness.

So what is this gonna look like when granny hits her stride at 75 and has the perky-boobies of a 20 yr-old? I think it's going to look very strange. What do you think. Okay, we know what Aklim thinks. What about other folks?

At least she'll have a pair of nice focal points . . .

Bifocals?

Implants, like tires have to be replaced, skin loses elasticity and sags, so them perky head lamps eventually will have to be re-alinged so to speak.

Soooooo, they'lll like sag due to loss of collagen but have a bulbous and perky distal end, sort of like a pair of chest scrotums (or would that be scrota? It boggles the mind. So to speak.).

Progressives!

That's it in a nutshell (pun intended). I wonder what the next fad will be. Funny how television leads people, t.v. shows like The swan, Extreme make Over. Problem is people don't think about the long haul, so to speak- the maintenance, replacement and cost. What costs 8000.00 today for implants will double in ten years or so and the salaries may not accomodate that rise.

Think of all the gross-looking tatoos we'll see in a few more years,

I read that they're coming out with a tattoo ink which allows very easy removal via laser. Not so today, with multiple laser visits, scarring and traces of ink.

It could look pretty grim at the beach in a few years.

Yeah, those tramp stamps will be mighty close to the chocolate tunnel. Blech.:dizzy2:

"Blast Gate, Stand Back!"

My eyes!!!!

Another method is to place a balloon under the skin and stretch it, then cut off the tattoo, minimal scarring and doesn't hurt like the lazer.

No thanks. I'll keep mine. :)

It's probably pretty swell. I have seen some incredible beautiful ones- a lady came into the office with part of the Sixteen Chapel done on her thigh. I hope the genes(pun intended) are good later on...

It's on my L forearm, so the only issue is sun fading. I'd like to do both arms, complete. That would destroy domestic tranquility however.

That's really nice- how long did it take to do? I understand now why they have tattoo parlors next to bars- drink first so you don't feel anything later.

That's what I want. My arm has 6 Chinese characters... very plain. :)

As much as I admire some tatoos, I realize I am just too fickle to have something so permanent on my body. I don't really consider myself fickle, either. I just don't have much in my life today that I was enamored with when I was in my twenties, including houses, cars, wives, pets, clothes, or anything else I can think of.

Imagine the arms of a serial polygamist. Spouses named X'd-out; spouses name X'd-out, etc. Gives Lyell Lovett's song new meaning.

B

I knew fellow once who tattooed "peace" on his arm in jail. Unfortunately, he was a poor speller and had to go through the rest of his life explaining why he had tattooed "pace" on himself.