A guy walks into the local unemployment office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing unemployment checks. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."



The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshi**in' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

That's great! Thanks.

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

My kind of job!

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1969 280SE
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