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aklim · #76 11-29-2007, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MTI

Aren't we all waiting for the explanation of why men have nipples?

So they can lactate if properly stimulated?

BENZ-LGB · #77 11-30-2007, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jlomon

My belief is that Milton was trying to show us how easy it was to give into temptation by making the very personification of temptation so appealing. He offered us the choice of willingly choosing to side with Good (even if it was a little stodgy and boring) or siding with Evil, which seemed a whole lot more fun.

Milton was a complex and interesting guy. Maybe there's a name for your as-yet unnamed CE - Milton.

I think you are on to something....regarding the car's name.

aklim · #78 11-30-2007, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordan G

So God knew that I would google "male lactation"? If so, I wish he would have stopped me - as I now have no argument against my wife (at 3am when my infant daughter wants to nurse).

Don't you want to be able to nurse the baby too? That way you can take turns.

aklim · #79 11-30-2007, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordan G

I want to lactate about as much as I want to menstrate.

I love my kids....but....well, apparently my love has bounds.

You CAN lactate. You CANNOT menstruate.

Think about it. You can be one of the few men who DO lactate. The Few, The Proud, The Lactaters.

SwampYankee · #80 11-30-2007, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordan G

So God knew that I would google "male lactation"? If so, I wish he would have stopped me - as I now have no argument against my wife (at 3am when my infant daughter wants to nurse).

Waaaaay TMFI!

SwampYankee · #81 11-30-2007, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordan G

See what you get for sharing Swamp? Theological debate, a car has been named and plenty of disturbing mental images....

I'm sure we could milk this thread for days, maybe weeks?

I know, I know. The disturbing mental images will be with me for some time.

I can't let my wife see this portion of the thread. She'll get ideas not unlike your wife's. "Get up, it's your turn."

aklim · #82 11-30-2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SwampYankee

I know, I know. The disturbing mental images will be with me for some time.

I can't let my wife see this portion of the thread. She'll get ideas not unlike your wife's. "Get up, it's your turn."

Male lactation
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The phenomenon of male lactation in humans has become more common in recent years due to the use of medications that stimulate a man's mammary glands. Though boys and men have nipples, many are unaware that they also have mammary glands. Ordinarily there is so little mammary tissue that it is unnoticeable; if the male breasts develop visibly, the condition is called gynecomastia. Under the appropriate hormonal stimulus—that nature provides to human females when they become pregnant and give birth—the mammary glands of human males can also produce milk. The volume of milk produced is low relative to that of a lactating female. Male lactation has, in some cases, commenced without hormonal treatments as well.[citation needed] New born baby boys (and girls) can occasionally produce milk because of the intense hormones involved in their mother's pregnancy and the hours of childbirth; this is called witch's milk.

Male lactation is most commonly caused by hormonal treatments given to men suffering from prostate cancer. Female hormones are used to slow the production of cancerous prostate tissue, but the same hormones also stimulate the mammary glands. Male-to-female transsexuals may also produce milk owing to the hormones they take to reshape their bodies. It can occasionally be a side effect of antipsychotic medication. Extreme stress combined with demanding physical activity and a shortage of food has also been known to cause male lactation. The phenomenon was first studied in survivors of the liberated Nazi concentration camps after World War II. Some American POWs returning from the Korean and Vietnam Wars also experienced male lactation.

The phenomenon of male lactation occurs in some non-human species, notably the Dayak fruit bat (Dyacopterus spadiceus), and the lactating males may assist in the nursing of their infants. In addition, male goats are known to lactate on occasion.[1]

Spontaneous male lactation and even nursing have occasionally been observed in humans.[2]

In Why Is Sex Fun?, Jared Diamond reports of male and female cancer patients being treated with estrogen who proceeded to lactate when injected with prolactin, and suggests that mechanical stimulation of male breasts, by releasing prolactin, could result in lactation. He also mentions teenage boys lactating after self stimulation of their nipples. [3]

Dee8go · #83 11-30-2007, 09:29 AM

Thanks a lot, Aklim! I didn't need those images in my head. I like breasts as well as the next guy, but I draw the line WAY before you get to "man-boobs."

BENZ-LGB · #84 11-30-2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Thanks a lot, Aklim! I didn't need those images in my head. I like breasts as well as the next guy, but I draw the line WAY before you get to "man-boobs."

Oh come Tom, dont be such a hater.

Do you guys ever watch Family Guy?

The guys who write it seemed to be fixated on man-boobs.

In one episode Peter (the father) is topped for a traffic ticket and he tries to get out of it by flashing a boob to the police officer.

In another, Peter has been attending sensitivity classes and he turns very "female." At one point he tries to breastfeed Stewie (their son). The look on Stewie's face is hilarous.

BTW, do not click on the link below is you are a guy having breakfast, it may have adverse effects.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/69002

SwampYankee · #85 11-30-2007, 09:36 AM

Thanks, aklim. As if the the mental images weren't horrific enough just imaging what Jordan came across, there they are right in front of me...

aklim · #86 11-30-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

Thanks a lot, Aklim! I didn't need those images in my head. I like breasts as well as the next guy, but I draw the line WAY before you get to "man-boobs."

Like THIS?

Or how about the pic below?

Dee8go · #87 11-30-2007, 09:56 AM

Eeeewww!

Yes, Ernesto, I did see the Family Guy episode where the dad tries to breast feed Stewey, and Stewey gets a chest hair in his mouth. that was a scream!

Gurkha · #88 11-30-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim

Like THIS?

Or how about the pic below?

Oh man, there goes my titty fantasy trip for days.............won't be able to look at another female breast for a while.

Dee8go · #89 11-30-2007, 10:21 AM

This is great! Even theological ruminations eventually turn to a discussion of tits on this forum. Unfortunately, this one REALLY took a turn for the worse!

aklim · #90 11-30-2007, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dee8go

This is great! Even theological ruminations eventually turn to a discussion of tits on this forum. Unfortunately, this one REALLY took a turn for the worse!

What are you trying to say? That the pics didn't do it for you?

Damn. I was really trying to give you what I thought you might like. Oh well.