Should We Invite Him To Join Our Forum

[al76slc]

Or is he already a member....


Auto Eroticism, Literally
Canadian man sanctioned for lewd public acts with cars
NOVEMBER 27--A Canadian man with a bizarre sexual fetish involving classic cars was sentenced last week for several acts of public indecency. Sandy Wong, 45, was arrested three separate times earlier this year for masturbating on the hoods of autos, including a Mini Cooper and a $50,000 BMW sedan, which was on display at an auto show. During an interview with a court-appointed psychiatrist, Wong explained that he is sexually aroused "by a certain type of car...like a '67 Camaro, '55 Chevy Bel Air." He added that he was particularly attracted to a vehicle's "roof top...it's curved like a woman's body, the sex appeal, it felt good." In his report to the Edmonton Provincial Court, an excerpt of which you'll find below, Dr. Curtis Woods noted that Wong "irrationally opined" that car owners should not purchase such enticing vehicles since they tempt him to "pleasure myself." According to cops, Wong mounted the Mini Cooper outside an Edmonton pizza place and proceeded to "tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia" on the car's hood. Woods noted that Wong has been described as mentally challenged and attributed his "cognitive defects" to being born with a under functioning thyroid gland. As first reported by the Edmonton Journal, Wong pleaded guilty to an assortment of charges and was sentenced last Friday to two years probation and 90 days in jail (which he had previously served). Wong, whose rap sheet dates back to 1989, also acknowledged a sexual preoccupation with women's feet and motorcycles. (7 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1127072wong1.html

BTW, I hope this meets the new content standards for OD.

Sex is a weird thing. Honestly I'm not surprised somebody had a fetish like that, I am surprised somebody would do it in the middle of a car show display.

[G-Benz]

Personally, I get off watching two cars going head-to-head!

[kerry]

He watched David Cronenberg's 'Crash' one too many times.

[mgburg]

That FINALLY explains why Gomez Adams always went "nuts" when he'd crash those two trains together on his train-layout...

GAWD! I loved watching that show, just to see that train layout...OOPS! Is that too senual?

[Carleton Hughes]

Sandy Wong??sounds like some hoople who strokes it at the beach!!!!

If the guy loves cars that's all well and good,why {no pun intended} PENalise him for expressing his appreciation for classic steel.

My wife the nurse adds that Potassium in small doses will give a clearcoat a killer shine................

[t walgamuth]

He sounds perfectly normal to me.

Tom W

[Larry Delor]

He can join, but I don't want him showing up at any get-togethers!

[Hatterasguy]

Originally Posted by Larry Delor

He can join, but I don't want him showing up at any get-togethers!

Yeah keep him away from the cars.

[t walgamuth]

Shall we tie him to a tree and drive gull wings and Ferraris by very slowly until he explodes?

Who needs a water board anyhow?

Tom W

[Jim B.]

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

l.

My wife the nurse adds that Potassium in small doses[/B] will give a clearcoat a killer shine............

Cyra Mc Fadden's main character in "The Serial" (1976) opines that when his Doctor informed him of "The body's need for potassium" he was suddenly struck with
the urge to chew on the bumper of his '74 Volvo 244.

[Rahulio1989300E]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

HIS NAME IS SANDY WONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS FUNNY AS $h*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[t walgamuth]

That's what he got when he did it to a car that had just driven through the desert!

Tom W