and now from the "Culture Corner,"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22708525/

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

We count on you for our culture!

David always makes me feel comfortable with my, um..., manhood. Poor little guy has had his dime roll out there for all to see for centuries.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Thank you....looks more like a quarter roll to me.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Ah mistress, you're a kind one, you are.

Myself, I consider that size of equipment does not cajole the dear lady in moving towards the bedroom. By the time she's fallen under the spell of my charms, she will be too eager for a sating of passion to complain that she requires at least 9 inches.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

CMAC- all you have to do is tell a lady you can install a "Toto SuperFlush 2000" and you'll get all the loving you need to last a life time....

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Hmmmm . . . . . . I haven't tried that exact line but I just happened to meet a woman who blew my doors off with her forward interest in me.

Dang, guess I'm not as far over the hill as I thought.

I'm thinking to offer all sorts of improvements to her apartment and or furniture, book cases, etc. as a er, uh social lubricant.

SOCIAL lubricant, mind you.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Here you would be referred to as a "Sponsor"

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BENZ THERE DONE THAThttp://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/...c/progress.gif
15 VW Passat TDI
00 E420
98 E300 DT
97 E420 Donor Car - NEED PARTS? PM ME!
97 S500
97 E300D
86 Holden Jackaroo Turbo D
86 300SDL
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Marbelous.

I just bought a wax ring at Lowes. Will I get lucky tonight?

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

It's true what they say about plumbers and the lady of the house . . . . . well, sometimes.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Well, I'm looking to "sponsor" some excitement, all right.

However, today I went back to do some work on the unit the woman in question just vacated -- she moved next door which is how I met her -- she came out and introduced herself as having talked to me on the phone a day or two before she vacated, this about a week ago, and Holy Hormones, batman, she was doing all the traditional 'I am horny for you' motions -- perked up boobies, bending over to pick something up with prominently displayed booty, major twinkle in eye, etc. It was some heady elixir.

Today, before I could knock on her door, she and another woman exited her apt. (it's right next door to the stairway to the unit I was going to work on) we start talking, and then she introduces me to her boyfriend who was doing something in the yard. I wasn't too taken with the guy.

Women. Can't live with 'em and you can't live with 'em.

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

well what about her girlfriend?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Ring of fire.....hey RLEO how you enjoying self-employment?

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

Well, just don't forget to bring the Astrolube, too . . .

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

You know, I could never sit down and sculpt a male figure like that. I just cannot appreciate a male figure like that. I would never be able to run my hands over parts of its body, etc.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman