THE WEDDING TEST

I am a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I have been happily
dating for over a year - and so we've decided to take the next step and
get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It is her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law is twenty-two, wears very tight
miniskirts, and generally goes braless. She regularly bends down when
she's near me. The view is always compelling . I'm thinking it has to
be deliberate because she never does it when she's near anyone else.

One day 'little' sister calls and asks me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She's all alone when I arrive and whispers she has
feelings and desires for me she can no longer overcome. She tells
me she wants me just once before I get married and commit my life to
her sister.







Well, I'm in total shock and can't say a word. Then she says, 'I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me.







I am, needless to say, stunned and frozen in shock as I watch that
wholesome hardbody climb the stairs.

I stand there for a moment, then turn and make a beeline straight to
the front door. I open the door and head straight for my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family is standing outside, all
clapping!





With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugs me and says, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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