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Creative Metaphors
I bet English teachers live for these moments, just like gentlemen are awestruck when a hooker recites Shakespeare.
http://www.english-blog.com/archives/2006/06/really_bad_metaphors.php Quote:
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Stop it! My sides are splitting, Kuan. Those are frigging great.
Those were hilarious, like the misfortunes of others for whom we bear malice . . .
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My sides are splitting too ... like they do when you laugh real hard.
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If laughter is the best medicine, I just added another 10 minutes to my lifespan... Thanks Kuan! .
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Eeg! Like, whatever
Those are truly evil. Also funny.
I remember these howlers from a college composition class: "Embedded in the ice of many frustrations, Marx naturally formed plans for dynamiting the ice." "What is a citizen to do, with the octopus of Communism spreading its testicles over the earth?" .
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1. I was so busy i didin't knwo whether to wind my butt or scratch my watch.
2. She was so ugly you'd have to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. 3. I will treat you like a newspaper and turn the page.
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I think I might have pickedup an additional twenty minutes!
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Those are similes not metaphors -Grammar Polizei
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Life is short and hard, like a bodybuilding elf.
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He spoke metaphorically, like in similies . . . .
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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century OBK #55 1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles 2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles 2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles |
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True enough. Similes involve an "as" or "like" somewhere in there. A metaphor dispenses with those, as in "He was a brutal hammer."
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