Hah Hah! Me being a wise guy at Costco
 

Yesterday at Costco I'm buying this Costco cash card because I need it to pay for a slice of pizza. So the cashier says

"How much do you want on the card?"

Me: Fifty thousand dollars

Cashier: Fifteen?

Me: Nope, Fifty thousand

Cashier: OK (she starts punching it in)

Me: Hey! I'm just kidding!

Kudos to her, she called my bluff! Can't bull***** a bull*****ter! :D

This is about where you lost me. :D

Well at their food counter you can't use a credit card, only cash or a Costco gift card. I didn't have cash on me.

thats kinda dumb. .

I love my Costco gas...

Anyone got a match?............WoooooooWeeeeeee....oh my........Breath mint??

Their pizza sucks... :eek:

I hate Costco, its full of yuppies and everything they sell is massive.

The cookies are pretty good though.

They have good polish dogs at their food counter too...


I like the scenery in Costco too. Some of the yuppies have nice "tail lights" and "head lights".

I just don't see why I would need a gallon of mayonnaise, or a 5 pound box of Cheerios.

Yeah, but living on campus in college gives me a good reason to buy 50 billion red cups, and 4 thousand beers. Not to mention like a barrell of vodka.

True, you can never have to many cups.

Or beers.


I am moving out of the dorms next year, and into the on campus townhouses.

Its gonna be interesting, as there is not quiet hours, and in between the houses there is a layer of brick, and sound absorption stuffs.


I wonder if I can fit my pool table in the house...

Yeah those are better, my friends are in townhouses now. You can party all you want no one gives a damn...well unless the cops show up!:eek::D

Or vowels.