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cscmc1 05-08-2008 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hatterasguy (Post 1848229)
I think not having cup holders gave them character.

You shouldn't drink in the new ones anyway, spill something on the center console and you won't be able to shift!:eek::D

Try driving a Saab with the ignition switch in the center console. Replacing said switches that have had pop or coffee spilled in them is a VERY lucrative business!

Medmech 05-08-2008 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mistress (Post 1848249)
What shade of lipstick?

Redonaman

PaulC 05-08-2008 12:46 PM

Safety interlocks are not such a bad idea. Let's fade in to a summer evening in 1971 - young PaulC is cleaning the interior of a relative's 1969 Ford LTD hardtop, which was parked on a hill alongside his house. PaulC concludes cleaning and goes inside the house to catch a re-run of Hawaii Five-O. Soon DaddyC calls PaulC to the window: "Where's the Ford?" "I dunno." "Were you in the Ford today?" "Uh-huh, I was cleaning it". "Did you move the car at all?" (A fair question, as I had been driving cars on private property for about 4 years at this time.) "Nope" "Where's the car?" (Now my father pictured himself as the real-life iteration of Perry Mason, and a deft cross-examiner. My vision of him was that of a nascent Hamilton Burger, and even at 11, I usually batted .500 during these inquiries, but I digress.).

Anyway, we went outside whereupon I discovered that the LTD, even with the parking brake on, had drifted down the hill, through an intersection and tried to eat a U.S. mailbox with the rear bumper. I can only theorize that I had bumped the shift lever slightly while cleaning the car, and closing the driver's door as I alit the vehicle helped it into Reverse. The parking brake apparently delayed movement and immediate discovery and limited top speed to a crawl.

Now, if this car had even a rudimentary ignition switch/shifter interlock (alas, not featured on Fords until 1970), a U.S. mailbox would still be alive today, and I would have found out if Jack Lord got the bad guy.

Mistress 05-08-2008 12:55 PM

Paul- that was great. Somewhere a sitcom awaits you....p.s. I backed over a birdbath with my 82' Honda once.

Medmech 05-08-2008 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulC (Post 1848374)
Anyway, we went outside whereupon I discovered that the LTD, even with the parking brake on, had drifted down the hill, through an intersection and tried to eat a U.S. mailbox with the rear bumper. I can only theorize that I had bumped the shift lever slightly while cleaning the car, and closing the driver's door as I alit the vehicle helped it into Reverse. The parking brake apparently delayed movement and immediate discovery and limited top speed to a crawl.

Now, if this car had even a rudimentary ignition switch/shifter interlock (alas, not featured on Fords until 1970), a U.S. mailbox would still be alive today, and I would have found out if Jack Lord got the bad guy.

I had a Chevy K5 that didn't need a key, the tumblers were so worn that I just turned the switch and drove off with a puff of leaded exaust.

John Doe 05-08-2008 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MattBelliveau (Post 1848104)
I drove my GF's boss's brand new Lexus

It couldn't have been a 460. I have driven up to '06 S500s and there is sadly no comparison.

iwrock 05-08-2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by John Doe (Post 1848418)
It couldn't have been a 460. I have driven up to '06 S500s and there is sadly no comparison.

We went for a drive in my friends dads LS600h. Great interior, dislike the front end and lights.... Its a nice car, but still lacks that feeling you get when your driving a german car....



It is weird and hard to explain, but it just doesnt feel the same... I drove the new S550, and man, that car just feels perfect. :)

iwrock 05-08-2008 01:30 PM

Hattie, a friends mom has a farily new Jag S-Type. That car has died sooo many times as a result of spilling stuff down the center console...

LaughingGravy 05-08-2008 01:39 PM

I like the seatbelt warning. It sounds like a stall warning horn in a small plane.
Then there's the trim-wheel climate control.
Lastly, there's that little cool 3 bladed propeller on the hood:P

OldPokey 05-08-2008 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Howitzer (Post 1848411)
I had a Chevy K5 that didn't need a key, the tumblers were so worn that I just turned the switch and drove off with a puff of leaded exaust.

My 66 Beetle didn't have a key - it was replaced by a toggle switch and a honking big push button for the starter.

Hatterasguy 05-08-2008 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by iwrock (Post 1848438)
Hattie, a friends mom has a farily new Jag S-Type. That car has died sooo many times as a result of spilling stuff down the center console...

Did you see the center console on the new one? Its got a button that pops up and controls everything. Very cool. Spill soda on it and they are into you for a few grand!:eek: I didn't think to look where the cup holders were, probably right above it!:D

http://images.paultan.org/images/New_Jaguar_XF_26.jpg

MattBelliveau 05-08-2008 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by John Doe (Post 1848418)
It couldn't have been a 460. I have driven up to '06 S500s and there is sadly no comparison.

It's an LS something. I didn't say it wasn't nice, just no character whatsoever...on the interior. I do like the body on it...

lietuviai 05-08-2008 04:29 PM

Nothing was more annoying than this.
 
I had an '82 Datsun 280ZX many years ago and it had an "vocalized" warning system. A female voice with a Japanese accent would say, "lights are on" or "door is ajar" among others.
AFAIK a door is a door and not a jar.:P

G-Benz 05-08-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by lietuviai (Post 1848738)
I had an '82 Datsun 280ZX many years ago and it had an "vocalized" warning system. A female voice with a Japanese accent would say, "lights are on" or "door is ajar" among others...

A coworker I knew years ago had a Maxima that was inadvertently fitted with the Japanese voice chip instead of the English one...we all though it was pretty cool that the various voice prompts were in Japanese!

lietuviai 05-08-2008 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by G-Benz (Post 1848772)
A coworker I knew years ago had a Maxima that was inadvertently fitted with the Japanese voice chip instead of the English one...we all though it was pretty cool that the various voice prompts were in Japanese!

Maybe the accent was so bad that it sounded like Japanese?


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