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06-07-2008, 05:18 AM
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Why me its 2 in the morning
Alright well its two in the morning and i get a rude awakening. What happens, the doorbell rings like a mad man and then i hear a car peel out. I get out of bed thinking oh crap please dont let it be any of the cars. Well I look out the window and in the grass I see shining things. well i got outside and guess what 2000 plastic forks and in my front yard all sticking up. I picked up some of them but i am going to have to finish picking them up in the morning. I have a feeling who did it and they are going to get it 7 fold. No vandalism but they are going to get it. Anybody got any good clean fun ideas. You know to get back on somebody. I dont want to do vandalism just good clean fun.
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06-07-2008, 08:35 AM
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With rising fuel costs everything has gone up in price and things being what they are I'd opt out for toilet papering a bush or two vs. egging. Now before you do this make sure you check the county codes for what constitutes vandalism. In the event things go South,a good law firm is "Dooey, Cheatum and Howe," and they have a 1-800 number.
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06-07-2008, 08:39 AM
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2000 dixie cups filled with red kool-aid on their lawn delivered in the same manner as your newly acquired forks.
 Of course you'll need a few accomplices to get the job done quickly. One with the cups, one with a super-soaker filled with the kool-aid and one to place them. Better yet would be a few teams like this. Maybe even put one of your forks in each cup as a calling card. 
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06-07-2008, 01:46 PM
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06-07-2008, 01:50 PM
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make sure you water your forks, improper watering causes the points on the head to become dull and eventually form into what we call a "Spoon".
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06-07-2008, 01:52 PM
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06-07-2008, 01:52 PM
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I like to Spoon after I Fork.
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06-07-2008, 01:55 PM
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we forked my old customer service managers lawn... But we didn't wake him up at 2 am.. instead we let him see it when he went out to grab his morning paper... He thought it was funny. I left typed note about watering his new forks.
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06-08-2008, 10:02 AM
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run em over with the John Deere....
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06-08-2008, 01:10 PM
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We got forked a while ago. First we thought it was some crazy new mushroom fungus.
If they have trees in their yard, get some cheap stuffed animals and tape them to their trees - the bigger and brighter, the better!
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06-09-2008, 11:37 AM
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"Forking?" That's a new one on me.
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06-09-2008, 11:46 AM
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06-09-2008, 12:43 PM
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That looks like a lot of work! Nice effect, though.
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