A WTF moment... she doesn't even... nevermind.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25209226//wid/11915829?GT1=40006

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

Personal pocket pals that don't talk back or spend your money unknowingly...hummm.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

what is this world comming to? theres plenty of ugly girls for the ugly guys of the world. . .to go to a robot, you must be truly pathetic, but then again the Japanese arent exactly the most normal people. . .

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". . .back before accountants designed cars"

-Current Stable-
'78 MB 450SL-C 107.024.12.020783 #3840 <Kayleen>
'85 FORD F250 6.9L Diesel <Allison>
'98 Lexus ES300 <Rachel>
Long Gone...
'74 Chevy G10...........................'99 GMC Yukon 4X4
'83 Chevy Suburban 6.2 diesel .....'99 SAAB 9-5
'90 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS............. '01 Chevy Tahoe
'98 Nissan Altima .......................'02 MB ML320
'88 Chevy Suburban V2500 4X4 6.2 diesel

I'll bet those robots can be programmed not to give you any crap . . . . Next question?

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

I wonder if they come with any "special attachments" for those "extra lonely" times?

(suction unit add-on?)

Reminds me of the movie: Cherry 2000 with Melanie Griffith and David Andrews.

Now that was a robot for the lonely man.

- Shelby

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

Give the Japs a break. They are at least starting out on the right path. TOKYO - She is big-busted, petite, very friendly, and she runs on batteries.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

So does my wife!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

TTIWWP. Also, your wife runs on batteries?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

"Not tonight honey, my solenoids are killing me."

At least she/it has an off switch.
Takes the worry out of being close...

Are we all forgetting the very important part? She doesn't have that "time of the month" where a guy can say "yes" and "no" and be wrong both times.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

New meaning for the need for lubrication.

Twilikght Zone was the first with a guy put on another planet to serve a sentance for some crime, and the guy who brings him supplies, brought him a female robot to keep him company. Serling had quite an imagination.

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95 SL500 Smoke Silver, Parchment 64K
07 E350 4matic Station Wagon White 34K
02 E320 4Matic Silver/grey 80K
05 F150 Silver 44K

Let's see - anyone remember The Stepford Wives?

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1984 300TD