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Old 07-13-2008, 12:57 AM
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Crimany, life's complicated enough without getting other people involved...just close your eyes and pretend she's the whore, it'll avoid all sorts of problems later on.

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Old 07-13-2008, 01:01 AM
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Crimany, life's complicated enough without getting other people involved...just close your eyes and pretend she's the whore, it'll avoid all sorts of problems later on.
2 questions:

1. What if she doesn't want to do what you ask her to do?

2. Do you have to pay her at the end of the session?
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:25 AM
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:09 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:14 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
Yeah, but she cost me a lot less.

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Old 07-13-2008, 07:09 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
The question is...What was she charging the rest of the neighborhood.. JK

Interesting topic. I traveled many years ago on business to Singapore and visit local areas like Hong Kong, Malay, Thailand. Even in areas of Europe it is commonly accepted for the alpha male figure in the family seems to have plenty of poodanannee. And it seems to really be no big deal. More commonly accepted. I guess the ladies over there figure better her than me....
Imagine my face, 26 years old and two business associates in their 50's take me and another to massage and "hanky panky" time after lunch. Seems here in the US, well our women are a little more stingy with the booty or the vision. Majority that end up in the suit saying they "DO" end up hardly "doing" again regularly, of course there are exceptions.
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Old 07-14-2008, 11:49 AM
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Imagine that,across the pond, a man getting a little extra trim is accepted, and here in the "Home of the Free" if a man thinks about it he could be called immature. Is this country all that much ahead? This could be described as me being self-absorbant , or just a man needing to be honest and up-front with himself and his partner. Thanks to all of your veiws,especially the guys who pointed out the obvious consequences. You were only trying to save me from myself and I can appreciate that. In terms of the folks that judged me,well,maybe they need to take a good look at themselves and figure out why they feel the need to force thier ideas upon someone. With that being said, I can tell you that this experiance has been positive for the wife and I, and did boomerang in favor of us both. I decided to not procur the services of a pro, but I will always wonder what it would be like. Also,I beleive that if I had approached my wife with this idea, and she had of tripped out on me, perhaps she could be described as being too narrow minded and insecure with herself. "Why does this sound like it needs to be on Dr. Phil?"
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Old 07-14-2008, 12:00 PM
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Imagine that,across the pond, a man getting a little extra trim is accepted, and here in the "Home of the Free" if a man thinks about it he could be called immature. Is this country all that much ahead? This could be described as me being self-absorbant , or just a man needing to be honest and up-front with himself and his partner.
How about this:

Here's to you, here's to me
Best of friends, we'll always be
But if by chance we disagree
The fawk with you and here's to me.

Take the wifey to the bathroom and you both look in the mirror. Jokes aside, those are they only opinions that really matter. If I wanted to get into swinging or polyamory, that is what I would do. You can call me immature (a favorite), selfish (another goodie), etc, etc. At the end of the day, the wife and I are they only ones that have to answer for it. If you two are fine with hookers all day long, who is to tell you that you cannot?
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Imagine that,across the pond, a man getting a little extra trim is accepted, and here in the "Home of the Free" if a man thinks about it he could be called immature. Is this country all that much ahead? This could be described as me being self-absorbant , or just a man needing to be honest and up-front with himself and his partner. Thanks to all of your veiws,especially the guys who pointed out the obvious consequences. You were only trying to save me from myself and I can appreciate that. In terms of the folks that judged me,well,maybe they need to take a good look at themselves and figure out why they feel the need to force thier ideas upon someone. With that being said, I can tell you that this experiance has been positive for the wife and I, and did boomerang in favor of us both. I decided to not procur the services of a pro, but I will always wonder what it would be like. Also,I beleive that if I had approached my wife with this idea, and she had of tripped out on me, perhaps she could be described as being too narrow minded and insecure with herself. "Why does this sound like it needs to be on Dr. Phil?"
I think perhaps you might need some counseling. Marraige or personel counseling maybe, to sort out some issues you have. Seriously... you don't seem to have taken the good advice you received here with the best of intentions or the right way. Good luck!
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:37 PM
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counseling?

Speak for yourself,and keep it to yourself. Thanks.
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:41 PM
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it'd also be a good idea to get some belongings in the trunk before hand and get enough money out of the bank in the event you need another pro, like john doe.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:57 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
After having gotten down with a number of whores over the years, I came to understand the lyrics to the old tune "House O' the Rising Sun," where he sang " . . . and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy . . . " Of course, who knows what gender the song was originally written in as one version is from the point of view of the lady of the night with " . . . and it's been the ruin of many a poor girl . . . "

Either way, it's true. I look back fondly to the days when I would make out for lengthy periods with a young lady and not get the final, full treatment. A whore will rarely let you kiss her, about as often do you actually want to. After a while, you really miss not having the kissing up front. Even though a few have really seemed to get into it with me (some parts are hard to fake), they're not going to want you to come back around for a freebie, the roles are quite clear.

Whores can ruin a man cause you spend your sexual energy, your time, and your money on someone who will never hold you fondly in their heart, or only up to a very limited point, if that. Worst of all, it makes you lazy at some vital point in your gut -- as God is my witness.

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Old 07-16-2008, 11:52 PM
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cmac_well I was wondering what it would be like and you made the story become quite clear. Nothing but a shallow and meaningless "act". Howiz_Thanks for the grim reminder that my 2min of fun could land me in the pokey, I am not too cool on the whole "pimp" thing either,very dangeruos. So,why would a guy pay for something that he can get at home,right? Point noted, and the advise will be taken. Geez I am just a human being and a man at that,whaddaya expect.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:57 PM
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Wow! The chiefs letter is probably the most sensible thing I have laid eyes on in my entire life.

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