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Old 07-12-2008, 08:53 AM
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Would using a call girl = infidelity?

Just bouncing some ideas around, and thought that since a "lady of the nite" charges for her services, then by using her services, this would not constitute an extra marital affair. Can someone weigh-in, in favor of this idea?
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:55 AM
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If you know it isn't infidelity why would you need confirmation from others? Just tell your wife you're going to get laid by a pro and see what she thinks.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:06 AM
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If you know it isn't infidelity why would you need confirmation from others? Just tell your wife you're going to get laid by a pro and see what she thinks.
It'd also be a good idea to get some belongings in the trunk before hand and get enough money out of the bank in the event you need another pro, like John Doe.
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Old 07-14-2008, 01:41 PM
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it'd also be a good idea to get some belongings in the trunk before hand and get enough money out of the bank in the event you need another pro, like john doe.
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Old 07-12-2008, 10:25 PM
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Old 07-12-2008, 08:58 AM
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Just bouncing some ideas around, and thought that since a "lady of the nite" charges for her services, then by using her services, this would not constitute an extra marital affair. Can someone weigh-in, in favor of this idea?

"What do you mean by "weigh in, in favor of this idea?"

Going to a prostitute is no big deal. Your wife probably uses a vibrator and I'm sure that doesn't bother you.
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Would using a call girl = infidelity?

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Old 07-13-2008, 10:25 AM
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Old 07-13-2008, 02:09 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
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Old 07-13-2008, 05:14 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
Yeah, but she cost me a lot less.

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Old 07-13-2008, 07:09 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
The question is...What was she charging the rest of the neighborhood.. JK

Interesting topic. I traveled many years ago on business to Singapore and visit local areas like Hong Kong, Malay, Thailand. Even in areas of Europe it is commonly accepted for the alpha male figure in the family seems to have plenty of poodanannee. And it seems to really be no big deal. More commonly accepted. I guess the ladies over there figure better her than me....
Imagine my face, 26 years old and two business associates in their 50's take me and another to massage and "hanky panky" time after lunch. Seems here in the US, well our women are a little more stingy with the booty or the vision. Majority that end up in the suit saying they "DO" end up hardly "doing" again regularly, of course there are exceptions.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:57 PM
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Aklim, if you look at what it costs to keep a wife happy, as a function of the number of times she give you a happy ending, whores are a real bargain. I used to work with a guy who said, by his reckoning, he paid $1500 for every time he got some action from his wife...
After having gotten down with a number of whores over the years, I came to understand the lyrics to the old tune "House O' the Rising Sun," where he sang " . . . and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy . . . " Of course, who knows what gender the song was originally written in as one version is from the point of view of the lady of the night with " . . . and it's been the ruin of many a poor girl . . . "

Either way, it's true. I look back fondly to the days when I would make out for lengthy periods with a young lady and not get the final, full treatment. A whore will rarely let you kiss her, about as often do you actually want to. After a while, you really miss not having the kissing up front. Even though a few have really seemed to get into it with me (some parts are hard to fake), they're not going to want you to come back around for a freebie, the roles are quite clear.

Whores can ruin a man cause you spend your sexual energy, your time, and your money on someone who will never hold you fondly in their heart, or only up to a very limited point, if that. Worst of all, it makes you lazy at some vital point in your gut -- as God is my witness.

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Old 07-12-2008, 09:08 AM
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Maybe I could get the wife to watch the pros technique and then use her new found skills on me.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:11 AM
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Maybe I could get the wife to watch the pros technique and then use her new found skills on me.
A video would be cheaper ... maybe you could borrow a picture book on technique from the library. Then again, the internet has all the info you need at no additional charge as well.

... and yes, using a call girl is cheating.
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Old 07-12-2008, 09:12 AM
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My wife would sure be expressive of her appreciation for the teaching moment.

Make an appointment with MM's dad & dCulkin beforehand. Nothing like preparedness.
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