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Old 10-03-2008, 09:09 AM
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Cooking With Balls: World's first testicle recipe book
A chef is publishing a book of recipes for cooking with testicles.

By Alastair Jamieson
Last Updated: 11:36AM BST 02 Oct 2008

Ljubomir Erovic said the best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles Photo: YUDU
Hailed as the world's first recipe collection of its kind, Cooking With Balls includes testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles with giblets.
Ljubomir Erovic, the chef behind the book, said testicles are rich in testosterone and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in China as well as his homeland of Serbia.
The collection, made available by e-book publishers YUDU, features testicles from several different animals, including stallions, ostriches, bulls, pigs and turkeys.
"Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."
A "very sharp knife" is needed for traditional style testicles, which get boiled, cut up and deep fried in hot oil.
Erovic, 45, said: "The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favourites. All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course. The best for aphrodisiac properties are sheep and stallion testicles."
Erovic also organises the World Testicle Cooking Championship held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One metric tonne of testicles are prepared during the contest.
"When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment," the book said.
SAMPLE RECIPE: GOULASH WITH STALLION OR BULL TESTICLES
INGREDIENTS
2-3 tablespoons lard
4kg stallion of bull testicles
2-3 onions
1 clove garlic
peppercorn and ground pepper
thyme
mint herb
milfoil (plant)
red ground seasoning pepper or tomato puree
hot chilli pepper to taste
salt
mix seasoning
1 tbsp plain flour
200ml white wine
1 tablespoon honey
2 squares cooking chocolate
METHOD
Cut testicles into thin slices. Fry briefly, adding finely chopped onion, garlic, black ground pepper and chilli. Cook while gradually adding water. When nearly finished, add white wine. When wine evaporates a bit, add mix seasoning, pepper, thyme, milfoil, red pepper powder, mint herb and a tablespoon of flour. Mix all well until wine completely evaporates and at the very end add honey and chocolate. Instead of red ground seasoning pepper you can use tomato puree. Tomato puree is used to get red colour, so don't use ketchup.

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The stuff some people will eat amazes me!

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But yet, you probably eat hot dogs and ground beef. Maybe some tasty sausage? I don't even wanna think of what gets fed into those grinders!
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Out in the heartland, "Testicle Festivals" are common.

http://www.testyfesty.com/
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I want to know exactly what happens to the goods when animals are neutered by Veterinarians?

Could be a pretty potent sideline...
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Try 'em, you'll like 'em!
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There are those who will testify otherwise.
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But yet, you probably eat hot dogs and ground beef. Maybe some tasty sausage? I don't even wanna think of what gets fed into those grinders!
There is a huge difference between eating a hot dog and sticking some balls in your mouth!
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The stuff some people will eat amazes me!

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I KNOW ... who cooks with LARD anymore?!
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I KNOW ... who cooks with LARD anymore?!
Actually, i do. I use it in many different recipes.
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4 kg?

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Actually, i do. I use it in many different recipes.
I'm just kidding. I don't have a problem with using lard for cooking, as long as it isn't the main ingredient in the recipe.

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4 kg?

Whoa.
8.8 lbs. There will definitely be leftovers.
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Nothing better than smoked hog balls and cheap beer to wash em down.
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Nothing better than smoked hog balls and cheap beer to wash em down.
Party time!

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