Mars bar addiction blamed for attacks
Published: Nov. 27, 2008 at 4:13 PM
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CALLINGTON, England, Nov. 27 (UPI) -- A Callington, England, man who admitted to attacking his girlfriend twice in 10 days told the court his violence was caused by an addiction to Mars bars.
Marco Fella, 38, admitted to hitting his 34-year-old girlfriend in the face with a piece of rope and biting her finger a few days later when she refused to wear thong underwear instead of her "big pants," The Daily Mail reported Thursday.

Martin Pearce, Fella's defense attorney, said his client eats 10 Mars bars a day because of an addiction to sugar and he becomes aggressive when his sugar levels are low. Pearce said Fella has started an anger management course.

"My client's temper snapped because he felt his partner was not making enough effort in the relationship but he is now deeply sorry for his actions," Pearce said.

Fella's sentencing on two common assault charges was adjourned for probation reports after he admitted to the attacks.


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That's a novel defense. I haven't heard that one before.

"The candy bar made me do it, your honor."

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If we ran a line of snickers bars till to the edge of a cliff, would he walk off it?

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Google "Twinkie Defense."

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Yes.

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I'll buy the snickers and get my videocam so I can film him going off the cliff. Might be costly but what the hey.

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You can put it on Youtube! Woohoo!

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The "red wine" defense actually worked during the trial of a yacht club shooting. The defense established the accused had a previously unknown allergy to the sulfites in the red wine he was served.

Ah, the old "Red Wine Defense," a mainstay of well-heeled murderers and deadly assaulters everywhere.

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The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Yes, also: See blood pressure thread....

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On that note, DON'T see the Xenical page. It won't be pretty when the Mars bars start coming out the other end.

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eeeewwwwww!!!

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I'd say that dude was a tad imbalanced to begin with.

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