http://www.bnd.com/breaking_news/story/561511.html

SEDALIA, Mo. -- A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain.


Seems like the deer had its revenge after all.

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2015 Gurkha with OM616 DI turbo

2014 Rexton W with OM612 VGT

Should have stayed down



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3WxjplKzo

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: "You've got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says:
"Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Thats a good one Botnst.......

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2015 Gurkha with OM616 DI turbo

2014 Rexton W with OM612 VGT

Original link broke for some reason...

http://www.bnd.com/430/story/561658.html

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Benz Fleet:
1968 UNIMOG 404.114
1998 E300
2008 E63


Non-Benz Fleet:
1992 Aerostar
1993 MR2
2000 F250

that freaky to have an angry deer attack you in the middle of the woods haha, pay back is a .......

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1998 E300 3.0TD
2002 Dodge 2500 4x4 cummins
1998 Dodge 3500 5 speed Cummins

Every year there are a surprising number of cases where Deer attack hunters. A male deer in rutting season is nothing to fool around with. Deaths are not uncommon either.

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

I guess that's why they call it "hunting" and not "killing".

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2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

I got an infraction for posting that joke years ago here and inserting cmac's name into it--even after he commented that he thought it was funny

No, the article has a picture of the guy with a scratch on his head and a dead deer in the back of his truck.

5 deer die jumping from overpass onto Ind. highway

MARKLE, Ind. (AP) -- Police in Indiana say five deer that wandered onto a highway overpass have jumped to their deaths on Interstate 69, one of them crashing through a tractor-trailer's windshield.

Indiana Department of Natural Resources spokesman John Salb says the deer may have been spooked by cars as they were crossing the overpass Friday. They fell 20 to 30 feet onto the highway.

Police say the driver of the tractor-trailer rig struck by one of the deer was not injured.

Late fall is stressful for deer because it is hunting season, said DNR spokesman Phil Bloom said.

Farmers are also removing the last of their crops from the fields, reducing the animals' food supply as the animals' breeding season is in full swing.

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Information from: The Journal Gazette

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Thanks, Bot. I needed that.

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OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

It's the element of chance that exists.

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Jonathan

2011 Mazda2
2000 E320 4Matic Wagon
1994 C280 (retired)

It seems only fair that the deer gets a chance every now and then.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Wildlife encroachment.

http://www.wlf.louisiana.gov/news/?id=1195